A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.

January 9th, 2010 @ 6:00 am
Snow Sharks

Calvin and Hobbes wasn’t in the Sunday funnies when I was young enough to be reading the Sunday funnies, so I sort of missed that whole boat. Every now and then I’d see a strip, though, and I always thought it was a great comic. (The “snow sharks” one was my favorite.) Someone gave me […]

February 17th, 2009 @ 8:40 am
The Long Halloween

I have been reading Batman stories for as long as I can remember. When I was a kid I used to gorge myself on Detective Comics, Batman, and — my favorite — The Brave and the Bold (which was back then always tales of Batman and Superman teaming to fight the bad guys). One of […]

September 16th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
Enough with Your Pancakes

Every day a new city, a new IHOP. And yet every night the dreams get worse. I ply the highways, a nervous eye on the rear-view mirror, the back seat piled with stolen menus.

August 19th, 2008 @ 7:02 am
Weekly Media Recap

Recent Movies: Pineapple Express ***1/2 Gone Baby Gone **** Bottle Shock ** (based on the book Judgment of Paris) Gone in 60 Seconds *1/2 Currently Reading: Rigged: The True Story of an Ivy League Kid Who Changed the World of Oil, from Wall Street to Dubai, by Ben Mezrich Nature Girl, by Carl Hiaasen How […]

July 18th, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Dark Knight

My wife and I went to see The Dark Knight at 12:45am. I am a huge Batman fan and this movie did not disappoint. It was just a hair under three hours long, and — aside from the fact that I knew I was going to be late to work today — I didn’t want […]

March 3rd, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
All the Baseball Games Are Lost

“All the loves in the strip are unrequited; all the baseball games are lost; all the test scores are D-minuses; the Great Pumpkin never comes; and the football is always pulled away.” — Charles Schultz on Peanuts from Caterina

April 24th, 2007 @ 7:05 am
Pricey Spidey

Is Spider-Man 3 the most expensive movie ever made?

June 29th, 2006 @ 8:05 am
Superman Returns

My biggest fear was that they were going to screw up the music. John Williams’ score in the original movie made the film. I mean, the music was the movie. There couldn’t possibly be a movie without the duh, duh-duh-duh, da / da-da-daa. The first time I had any idea that there was a new […]

October 7th, 2003 @ 8:30 am
Snoopy
July 24th, 2003 @ 7:51 am
Peppermint Patty

I find it completely incomprehensible that Peppermint Patty refers to Snoopy as “a funny-looking kid with a big nose.” How could she possibly not recognize that he is a dog?!

June 4th, 2003 @ 10:55 am
Snoopy Keychain

I would like someone to buy me this Snoopy keychain for my birthday. The watch is nice, but I really just want the keychain. Can someone work on that for me? June 26.okaythanksyou’rethebest.

March 18th, 2002 @ 8:04 pm
Super Heroes Versus Stars of the Old Testament

I hate to steal two links from metafilter in one day, but I can’t resist telling you about an exciting version of March Madness that’s out there. It’s The Comic Book Super Heroes Versus the Stars of the Old Testament One-on-One Basketball tournament!

October 11th, 2001 @ 9:43 am
Kneel!

I didn’t realize that General Zod has his own web site! link via me-fi

May 30th, 2001 @ 6:28 am
Far Side

“I know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid people – and that’s why we have wolves and other large predators.” Update: I received an email from Gary Larson’s attorneys requesting very, very strongly that I remove the image. :0(

March 20th, 2001 @ 9:50 am
FriezLog Blogger Trading Cards

If you still haven’t been able to catch my card at FriezLog’s Weblogémon, but you really want to see it, I’ve posted it here. I think it’s a pretty fair representation of what I’d look like if I was a Japanese animated character. <grin>

January 12th, 2001 @ 11:47 am
Blogger Trading Cards

Wow! I’ve been added to Weblogémon! I have my own trading card! How cool is that?! How much do you really know about me? See if you can catch my bling card!

August 29th, 2000 @ 9:42 am
Comic

The Adventures of the Boy with Immovable Hair

July 16th, 2000 @ 7:24 pm
X-Men

X-Men. Go. See. Now.

July 16th, 2000 @ 3:17 pm
X-Men

And as usual I feel like that (previous post) is not even close to what I wanted to say. Oh well. I’ll try again some other day. For now I’m off to see X-Men.

May 31st, 2000 @ 5:50 am
Bad Villains

A short list of people I never want to meet.