Newsflash! In a sudden stroke of genius, David realizes the only way he will finish packing is if he packs the computer! I have to do it. This thing is like a drug. I feel like I’m about to sever a limb or something. Bud is going off-line here. Dave? What are you doing, Dave?
Sometimes I wonder what, exactly, zannah does for a living. Why would she come across the Periodic Table of Funk? A better question, though, is why am I not packing?!?! Okay, back to packing.
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”
each friend represents a world in us & it is by this world that a new world is born – Anais Nin
“God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.”
WonderGurl
Spec-quack-ular! Mine’s on the way!
The Future of SUVs
The Periodic Table of Condiments
This is the sort of thing I used to like to do when I had a pick-up truck!
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A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.
You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.