davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

The Penis Song

The Penis Song – Monty Python & Co.

The Rainbow Connection

The Rainbow Connection – Kermit the Frog

Vulture Joke

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.

Survivor

Tina! You lied?! Fox accuses CBS of rigging ‘Survivor’ link via Visual Distortion

Festering

Well … I guess I’ve let this place fester long enough. Time to get things going around here again …

Space Seeds

A geologist working for the Italian National Research Council and a professor of molecular biology at Naples University identified and brought back to life extraterrestrial microorganisms lodged inside 4.5 billion-year-old meteorites kept at Naples’ mineralogical museum. The bacteria, called “cryms” (for crystal microbes) by the researchers, remained dormant for billions of years and survived extreme

Rock Lobster

On murdering your food

Monkey Business

There’s a reason we call him “Crazy” Uncle Joe. The Uncle’s Monkey is the best … meme? … thing? … idea? … game? … joke? … on the internet. Have you been following Little Joey Tio’s antics?

the Beatles

Are The Beatles part of many of our lives because they sang about things we are familiar with in our everyday lives? Is that why they’re still with us, all these years? Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl / but she doesn’t have a lot to say / Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl /

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.