davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

Search Engine Statistics

Search Engine Statistics

I posted the search engine statistics for my Hemingway page. It drives me nuts when people double the letter m in the middle of his name. Something I can’t understand is why people search on the word “Hemingway” on what is very clearly an Ernest Hemingway web site. The search must return every single page

Reasons to Like Firda

Firda forgot Reason #11 – She is loved and respected by everyone in Bloggerville.

harrumph! has easily the best Bond Girl Name so far.

About Page

It’s only taken me a day short of forever, but I finally got started on an about page. Like me, at any given moment it sucks, but it gets better every day.

Joke

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.

Chicks

(file under Things That Are Really Odd) Nice Rack: the chicks with antlers page. link lifted from pith

The New New

I hear that left is the new right. Oh, and almost-white is the new black. Awake is the new asleep. New jokes are also the new knock-knock jokes. Shutting up is the new posting.

Blog Color Schemes

My eyes started to fuzz over after reading too many white-on-black blogs. I flipped the colors here so it should be easier on your eyes. No, I didn’t do it as a weak ploy to get more eMail. Tell me what you think!

The Animaniacs Mega Lyrics File

The Animaniacs Mega Lyrics File is an amazing compilation of all the words to all the songs from all the episodes from all the seasons of the wittiest cartoon (besides the Simpsons of course) ever produced.

David Gagne, c. 1991Just added to davidgagne.net/images: dg_old.jpg – a scary look at the ghost of dvg past; heh heh (26981 b)

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.