Posts tagged “animals”

“I couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a case of bananas!”
overheard at the AoS this weekend

PETA has issues with Green Bay

PETA has issues with Green Bay nickname … I guess The Puckers was a silly suggestion …

Llama fetus

Oh, man! I was just wondering where I could find a good Llama Fetus!

Firda

Firda has a couple of hysterical jokes about ducks. They both had me in stitches even though I originally heard them somewhere around sixth grade.

Hypnosis

Just when I thought I had found the best sentence of the day! I’m cruising at oneswellfoop and read: If I ever do want you to do something specific, I will first snap my fingers and say the word “platypus”.

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What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.