Posts tagged “comedy”

Great Accessory

The best part about this product description is: People who bought this also bought: Pair of Duracell C Batteries ha ha ha! link via bunnydoesitbetter.com

Link Droppings

Some Saturday Morning Fun: The Surrealist Compliment Generator says: Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors. Penny Arcade Classic: Dumbentia The Dilbert Zone Puzzles

In the Year 2000

Need a laugh? Check out some of Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 classics. Here are a few of my favorites: Penguins will begin having senior proms, but will surprisingly still rent tuxes. Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed ‘personalities.’ Mothers will no

One More Minute

I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station … with my tongue … When we were (much, much) younger, my little sister and I used to thrill and delight our gathered relatives by singing our

Carlin

George Carlin is one of my favorite comedians. Saturday night he’ll be live on HBO. Like most everything else in the world, it won’t be live for me in LA. Tape-delayed, baby. Get used to it. With luck I’ll catch the show after the Gator game. I found this quote over at Bondcliff.net and just

Steve Martin

Steve Martin was on the Today Show this morning plugging his new movie, Novocaine. It looks like it will be pretty good. (This is his second role as a dentist, of course.) I forgot to mention that I read his book, ShopGirl, earlier this year and thought it was wonderful. The book is somewhere between

My New Name

Flywheel.org’s Random Title and Name Generator indicates that I should refer to myself as Chairman of The Association for the Promotion of Women’s Prison Movies, David Vincent Gagne. It’s a bit much for a business card, but I like it. [link via Elise]

Bert

Bert is best known for his role on the long-lived Sesame Street children’s show, where he lives with his housemate Ernie. With all the hoopla surrounding Bert’s apparent link to the current news, it’s easy to forget that Ernie was a bit of a suspicious character, too. Did anyone else have an LP with a

Kneel!

I didn’t realize that General Zod has his own web site! link via me-fi

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.