Plugged in and Ready to Fall April 25th, 2008 @ 5:38 am PDT
One of my favorite songs is “Radio”, by Alkaline Trio. (mp3, lyrics) My sister got me to start listening to this group a few years ago and I’ve since collected everything they’ve recorded. What’s really funny is that for the longest time I thought it was a beautiful love song. Part of the chorus is […]
Tombstone Blues October 4th, 2007 @ 12:36 am PDT
Again I’ll say it: Best line ever in any rock n’ roll song: And dropping a barbell He points to the sky, saying “The sun’s not yellow. it’s chicken.”
Maps May 17th, 2007 @ 7:52 am PDT
Somehow I managed to forget to write about this wonderful book. I read Miles Harvey‘s The Island of Lost Maps: A True Story of Cartographic Crime over a year ago and it is brilliant. I’ve been thinking about it lately because of the awesome song “Maps” by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. You see, I have […]
I Once Had a Girl May 4th, 2007 @ 6:03 am PDT
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. Funny. Very funny. Keep laughing, sweetheart. You just go to sleep giggling your pretty little head off while I am stuck in the freaking bathtub. How is that fair?
The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History April 18th, 2007 @ 5:52 pm PDT
From mefi: The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History. Hilarity abounds.
Lyrical Imperatives That I Never Manage to Follow December 13th, 2006 @ 5:39 pm PST
Pour any amount of sugar on anyone. Think that a black fly in my chardonnay is ironic. Know that I am a shooting star. Call anyone — for whom I may or may not act as a bodyguard — by the name “Al”. Attempt any amount of tenderness. Know when to hold and / or […]
Contextless Content: Episode #22 December 13th, 2006 @ 9:02 am PST
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. Subtitled: “Everything I Own Is in a Box to the Left?” He says: I don’t understand why she keeps mentioning “everything you own in a box to the left”. It doesn’t make any sense to me. He says: What does the box’s […]
Goodbye in Gasoline September 27th, 2006 @ 6:06 am PDT
I‘ve decided that Goodbye in Gasoline has overtaken How’s My Driving, Doug Hastings? as my favorite Less Than Jake song. It’s a tough call to make. I’ve had How’s My Driving posted here for download since early 2000. That is a seriously long time to have been awake late every night, nervously waiting for the […]
WordPress Plugin: A Modern Major-General March 15th, 2005 @ 1:29 am PST
A fun plugin
less than you hoped for July 14th, 2004 @ 11:03 pm PDT
from me on your big day, love, isn’t this sweet? I’m breaking out and running blinded into the street. This one can’t wait, I’m so ashamed. Sorry, I regret to say that you have made such a big mistake. Still, I’m in line to see the hit parade. I was late. Why? I went to […]