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Contextless Content: Episode #27 (Luigi) July 15th, 2008 @ 6:36 am PDT

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. brother-in-law: Unfortunately, a war on master bathrooms won’t attract the attention of any A-list superheroes GatorDVG: That’s where you’re wrong. brother-in-law: I’ll probably get someone like Black Vulcan, or the Panther, or Super Mario GatorDVG: Isn’t Super Mario a plumber? brother-in-law: Yeah….I’ll […]

Contextless Content: Episode #26 (David Bowie) May 7th, 2008 @ 3:17 pm PDT

GatorDVG: I didn’t know Elton John was gay until like 2002. a.friend: well, i can see that. I mean in the ’70s (when I was listening to him) he was considered cool rock and roll a.friend: still kinda is, just the gay thing never came up GatorDVG: I just thought the Donald Duck costume was […]

Contextless Content: Episode #25 (Cottage Cheese) April 16th, 2008 @ 10:22 am PDT

kelly: You eat cottage cheese? GatorDVG: never kelly: Ah. Too bad. GatorDVG: as far as I’m concerned, it’s just some sort of cheese and spoiled milk combination. two of my least favorite things on the planet. kelly: Excellent for breakfast and before bedtime. Just the right blend of slow digesting carbs, protein and fat. kelly: […]

Contextless Content: Episode #24 (Earthquake Alerts) March 6th, 2008 @ 2:50 pm PST

allison: did you know i also get earthquake text messages? allison: anything over 4.0 in so cal allison: bitchin GatorDVG: so when the big ones comes and you’re lying under a pile of rubble, like five minutes later you’ll get a text message GatorDVG: that’s great allison: yeah well i’d like to know how bad […]

Contextless Content: Episode #23 (Jewish Dental Supplies) July 18th, 2007 @ 1:48 pm PDT

David Vincent Gagne says: you know what’s obnoxious? ebay ebay is retardo they email me when I have LOST an auction David Vincent Gagne says: why the #$@* would I want an email like that? a.friend says: i don’t even have the energy to talk abt why I hate ebay they send you might want […]

Contextless Content: Episode #22 December 13th, 2006 @ 9:02 am PST

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. Subtitled: “Everything I Own Is in a Box to the Left?” He says: I don’t understand why she keeps mentioning “everything you own in a box to the left”. It doesn’t make any sense to me. He says: What does the box’s […]

Contextless Content: Episode #21 December 6th, 2006 @ 1:58 pm PST

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. Josh says: if me and you were in a dark alley in Compton or a haunted mansion and you said, hey this is pretty scary, let’s split up. I would say, I have a better idea, no David says: 1. I would […]

Contextless Content: Episode #20 February 18th, 2003 @ 11:46 am PST

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.