Posts tagged “movies”
405
I am stealing another one from Dan. 405 is an excellent short film. Go. Watch it. Now.
John Cocktosten
The “Official” Unofficial Fletch Page is awesome. I love this movie. “The coroner pronounced him either dead or extremely sleeping.” Sadly, I cannot tell you from where I stole this link, because I simply cannot condone condiment slander.
This is not your father’s version of The Matrix.
Drowning Mona
Drowning Mona is a great movie. Neve Campbell is gorgeous. Jamie Lee Curtis is, I think, a great actress. Will Farrell cracks me up like nobody’s business (in this movie at least). And Danny Devito and Bette Midler are, of course, awesome. If you haven’t seen it, go rent Ruthless People. That’s another great Devito/Midler
A Great Speech
Well I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I
“Uh … had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here … now … thank you. How are you?”
Han Solo
Dr. Twitchell
So yesterday, while I was reading this, I ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn. No, I’m not a slow reader, you dork. I am an extremely fast popcorn-eater. I in-freakin’-hale the stuff. I love popcorn. Then when we went to see X-Men I consumed a Large bag during the previews. So by like nine
Movies and Coke
On being caffeinated at night
Star Wars v. Star Trek
*Someone* has a tag line from Star Wars even though they recently tried to tell me that Star Trek is better. Pah! Please … Even you cannot resist the power of Lucas … And (although I can tell you this for a fact and so can a horrible number of other people) I am a
X-Men
X-Men. Go. See. Now.