Posts tagged “The Simpsons”
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It’s a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History
The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History – Do I really need to explain why you should visit this page? (On Wednesday night I caught an episode I had never seen. Homer went on an acid trip after eating some insane hot peppers at a chili contest. At times, I was laughing hard enough to
What Badgers Eat
I missed The Simpsons last night so I don’t really understand the story behind What Badgers Eat.com. I’m sure it was amusing though.
Bart Simpson is Delightfully Saucy
Chalkboard humor
Troy McClure
I would have put Troy McClure much higher in the rankings, but this list of the top twenty Bit Characters from The Simpsons is worth reading if you’re a fan.
Bart Simpson Cartoon
Bart Simpson is delightfully saucy.
Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard
My favorite “Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard”: I will not get very far with this attitude.
The Simpsons Archive: The Ralph Wiggum File