FSU Joke

A man walks into a store and goes straight to the counter. “I would like a garnet hat, a gold shirt, garnet pants, and some gold shoes.” The clerk looked at the man and said, “Are you a Florida State fan?” “I sure am!” replied the man. “Go ‘Noles!” “I thought so,” said the man

dontcha think?

How embarrassing! If you’re on your way to get a hooker, and you run into your wife turning tricks, what do you do? Isn’t that from an Alanis Morissette song? link via Visual Distortion

Acrobat

Acrobat – U2

One-Eyed Fiona

One-Eyed Fiona – Lyle Lovett

Linkage

I got one eMail. So. I guess one person visits. Okay. You know who you are. I hope you appreciate this.

Last Year

A lot has changed since last year. I remember talking to my dad about a year ago. He was telling me that he thought sometimes God just likes to pull the rug out from under you. You’re walking along, living your life, thinking you finally have a clue … thinking that you know something …

Linkage

So. I have the sinking feeling that nobody even knows this page exists. I’ve tried to promote it. I really have. But I never get any response. Does anyone ever visit this page? Do you download songs? Do you think it’s a nifty idea? If I don’t hear anything from anyone in the next few

Reckless Abandon

Reckless Abandon – blink 182

thinkbilly

sixkill + thinkdink = 1

the return of haha

Just when you think someone has disappeared for good … haha – no, serious returns!

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.