sex = money

Posted August 17th, 2000 and filed under News.

This is a very interesting legal issue. Can sexual favors be considered legal tender? Is there a lawyer in the hizouse?

Sex with Dolphins

Posted August 9th, 2000 and filed under comedy.

I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”

Japan Travel Tip

Posted August 8th, 2000 and filed under News.

Well I guess if I’m ever in Japan … and … er … trying to … uhm … well … this might be … er … useful.

Download Her

Posted August 7th, 2000 and filed under comedy, WebLinks.

Does wanting to download her make me a bad person? Naaaaah … Does sending me a link to him make TheBrad a bad person? Naaaah …

Two Walking Stories

Posted July 20th, 2000 and filed under My Life.

As I walked out of the HSN Cafeteria the other day, I was balancing several of those little soufflé cups filled with mustard, ketchup, and mayo on top of my plastic-boxed hamburger. There were two thirty-something women walking in front of me and they were going v e r y s l o w l… Read more »

Cybersex

Posted July 19th, 2000 and filed under comedy.

This actually brought tears to my eyes tears to my eyes. If you have the slightest amount of comedy in your soul, read this when nobody is around to hear you laughing. My stomach actually hurts. Okay. I’m going to bed now. link via hypocritical.com

Orgasms Healthy

Posted July 14th, 2000 and filed under News.

From the Things I Already Knew Dept.: Orgasms leave us feeling flushed, euphoric and happily exhausted. And unlike so many other things that feel good, they may also actually be good for us.

URLDroppings

Posted July 13th, 2000 and filed under comedy, games.

URLDroppings: Firda has redesigned again and I am completely amazed at how wonderful the new wannabe site looks. It is beautiful! Nik helped her, and for that I will correct the fact that I’ve had him listed in my Prolific-style combo-box as Fairvue Ventral for weeks now. Plus he’s got a great page. Jason sent… Read more »

Monkey Whorehouse

Posted June 27th, 2000 and filed under comedy, quotations.

“I couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a case of bananas!” – overheard at the AoS this weekend

Joke

Posted May 29th, 2000 and filed under comedy.

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were… Read more »