Quit Yer Job

Posted June 28th, 2000 and filed under My Life.

In other news: Yesterday I resigned.

Hawaiian Shirt Friday

Posted June 25th, 2000 and filed under My Life.

Crazy Uncle Joe thinks that he is the originator of Hawaiian Shirt Friday, eh? I guess I can concede that point. I don’t know about any bowing though. Maybe I’ll just wear some funky Hawaiian shirts in his honor for my birthday. Which is today. In case I haven’t made that abundantly clear. That today… Read more »

Hawaiian Shirt Friday

Posted June 23rd, 2000 and filed under My Life.

Seriously, monkey, how could you *not* mention that I am the one who institutionalized Hawaiian Shirt Fridays? Man! I get no love.

Regeneration Technologies, Inc.

Posted June 22nd, 2000 and filed under comedy, My Life.

{dvg @ work} There is a woman in my office named Dawn. Dawn is walking around the office eating a raw hot dog, holding it like a popsicle. Dawn is very odd. I should also note that there is a woman in my office named Debbie Dallas. No, I’m not kidding. No one ever believes… Read more »

little plastic cylinders filled with goo

Posted June 21st, 2000 and filed under comedy, My Life.

Jason used to have one of those little plastic cylinders filled with goo that slowly drips through holes in a cross-section and then you flip it and it oozes back the other way. You know what I mean, right? This thing was like 8 or 10 inches tall and a few inches in diameter, so… Read more »

Work Sucks

Posted June 21st, 2000 and filed under My Life.

{dvg @ work} I actually just heard someone say, “We need to dot all our Is and cross all our Ts …”

Moist Towelettes

Posted June 20th, 2000 and filed under My Life.

{dvg’s desk is assigned to someone else and he is sent to the ‘time-out’ wall in the office} The number of lemon-scented moist towelettes that can accumulate in a man’s desk over the course of two and a third years is absolutely incredible.

slow day

Posted June 18th, 2000 and filed under blogging.

Dreama makes a good point. I’m glad I entertained you on Friday, girl, but I have to ask: What the hell was everyone doing yesterday? I guess everyone else just blogs from the office. [Update: None of you utensils posted anything today either.]

Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox

Posted June 17th, 2000 and filed under comedy.

I started a collection of the really funny stuff I get in my Inbox.

Blogs from the Floor

Posted June 4th, 2000 and filed under My Life.

I’m laying on the floor at half past midnight. We don’t have a desk here yet. The monitor, computer, scanner, webcam, and just about everything else in the new office is on the floor. Typing while on your stomach is an odd thing to do. Sylvia‘s on the other side of the house sleeping now…. Read more »