Adcult USA — James Twitchell March 30th, 2004 @ 3:48 pm PDT
I just gave away my last copy of Adcult USA, so I zipped over to Amazon™ to buy two more. I’ve bought eight — eight! — copies of this thing since I first read it.
Buckets of Blood March 24th, 2004 @ 4:54 pm PDT
PETA Ups Anti-KFC Campaign With Buckets o’ Blood A label on the bucket says “Just for you, KFC’s suppliers cram thousands of chickens into filthy sheds, sear baby chicks’ beaks off with a hot wire, slam the birds into crates (breaking their wings and legs), slice their throats open and scald them to death while […]
Blue in the Face March 19th, 2004 @ 8:20 am PDT
Blue in the Face – Alkaline Trio
Gator Steelers March 19th, 2004 @ 8:12 am PDT
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Most analysts have identified the Steelers needs in the upcoming NFL Draft as being at cornerback and offensive tackle, and everyone knows the team always is in the lookout for another pass-rusher to plug into its 3-4, and Coach Bill Cowher got a chance to see what might be available when he […]
Jesse the Bachelor March 18th, 2004 @ 9:24 pm PDT
The fifth Bachelor edition will also follow the established gradual process of elimination, as Jesse narrows the field of women from twenty-five to fifteen on the season premiere, presenting each of his choices with a single red rose. Jesse then closes the gap to 10, six, four, three, two and, ultimately, the one woman who […]
Virgin Potty Talk March 17th, 2004 @ 2:20 pm PDT
Even though they allow for high-volume servicing and back-in-a-flash trips to the john, the point-and-shoot-a-stinky-deodorizer-cake oddity known as the men’s restroom urinal has been, for women, a constant enigma. But nothing will prepare you for the men’s room in the newly-designed Virgin Airways Clubhouse in New York’s John F. Kennedy airport, terminal 4: Urinals shaped […]
ASP FTP March 16th, 2004 @ 4:09 pm PDT
Lewies Blog Update: Lewies used to have a good article on how to execute FTP processes via ASP. It is apparently no longer there.
Dihydrogen Monoxide March 16th, 2004 @ 7:56 am PDT
In March 2004 the California municipality of Aliso Viejo (a suburb in Orange County) came within a cat’s whisker of falling for this hoax after a paralegal there convinced city officials of the danger posed by this chemical. The leg-pull got so far as a vote having been scheduled for the City Council on a […]
Bad Kitty Fans March 15th, 2004 @ 7:53 am PDT
Kentucky AD Mitch Barnhart wrote a letter to Florida basketball coach Billy Donovan, apologizing for Kentucky students’ behavior on the final regular-season game. Students held up a sign with the picture of Florida star Matt Walsh‘s girlfriend, Playboy playmate Lauren Anderson, portrayed in a revealing top with CATS written on it. Okay, so I don’t […]
Danny Happy March 12th, 2004 @ 5:36 pm PDT
While the free agent stars of the NFL jet across the country, seeking mind-boggling contracts with multimillion-dollar signing bonuses, Danny Wuerffel goes to work each day in one of the worst neighborhoods in America. Wuerffel could not be happier about it.