The Muppet Matrix September 19th, 2006 @ 7:33 am PDT
This is quite possibly the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube. It’s The Matrix, starring Kermit the Frog as Neo.
Jumper Cables September 15th, 2006 @ 9:01 am PDT
After I shot a (pathetic) 51 at Penmar yesterday, I scooted to Nagao to grab dinner. On the way home, with five steaming cups of miso and several orders of sushi riding shotgun, I popped into the Brentwood Blockbuster because my girlfriend wanted to watch The 40-Year-Old Virgin. My BB account expired sometime around 1998 […]
How To Fly Without ID September 14th, 2006 @ 8:28 am PDT
I happen to be one of the (apparently very few) people in this country that has not only read the Constitution of the United States, but also understands it and — by gosh! — thinks it’s a pretty good way to run a country. So I tend to get really, really upset when presented with […]
Five Years September 12th, 2006 @ 11:38 am PDT
Now is a very good time to go and read what I wrote five years ago. And when you’re done with that, go watch Keith Olbermann’s Special Comment on 9/11. [link via letsgetnuts]
Saturday Night Quarterback September 9th, 2006 @ 8:13 pm PDT
Akron beat the Wolfpack. Tennessee almost drops one to Air Force. FSU has to rally to beat Troy. Spurrier is held scoreless. Texas’ offense plays like a wounded quail. I don’t even know where to begin. One thing is certain: The best team in the country didn’t take the field this weekend. I know Ohio […]