Pop Quiz
Pop Quiz And of course Henry the horse dances the waltz! Do ya know? Do ya? Well … a certain fiendish thingy managed to guess that one about two minutes after I blogged it … But I’m still interested to see if anyone else knows!
Television Shows I Have Not Seen
<for the record> Shows I Have Not Seen: Survivor Big Brother Road Rules The Real World Undressed Ally McBeal Chicago Hope any episode of E.R. since Spring ’99 any episode of Friends since Chandler and Monica got together
Bumper Sticker Philosophy
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
This is not your father’s version of The Matrix.
Kramer
<Kramer>I don’t even work here!</Kramer>
Even the Losers
Even the Losers – Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
San Francisco Bay Blues
Reason #4728 Why It Would Be a Good Idea to Have an Emergency $20 in My Wallet I am dead hungry. I have completely neglected to consume any solid food for over 24 27 hours now. I remember being hungry last night and thinking I should eat something, but it just totally slipped my mind.
Sex with Dolphins
I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”
American Girl by Tom Petty
American Girl by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers is, hands down, the best driving-to-work song ever.
My Resume
Just in time for the Fall Sweeps! Now you can marvel at the wonder that is my work experience!