Speaking of really good porn…
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Posts tagged “animals”
Assorted Links
In which he again lists some good web links
a bird that whistles Ethel Merman tunes
“That’s why we called him Spawn of Satan,” explained Malloy, who gradually befriended the bird by whistling Ethel Merman tunes during visits to her sister’s Chicago home.
Automated Duck System
I just had the most fun I think it’s possible to have with an automated voice system. Trust me. It’s a free call and well worth the 30 seconds. note: zannah rules
Did Elaine ever own a horse?
re-blog When Bryan blogged this several months ago, I laughed until I cried. So I blogged it. Tonight I read it again and laughed just as much. So I decided it was worth a re-blog. You. Yes, you. Go read it. Now. Thank me later. Update: can also be found here
Sex with Dolphins
I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”
Purple Stain
Purple Stain, on the Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication CD, has these lines: Up to my ass in alligators / Let’s get it on with the alligator haters
My dog died today.
My dog died today. He hasn’t really been my dog since I left for college, like in ’91. But he was always really my dog. And I don’t think I ever played with him enough. And I don’t think I can write this right now. Maybe later on. Fuck.
The Holy Hand-Grenade: Redux
I don’t know which part of this story is more blogworthy: the fact that the guy had a live grenade in his leg, or the fact that the surgeon said, “Fortunately everything came out all right.” I also can’t figure out why Jason chose to send me that story instead of the one following it.
Dog in a Pickle Jar
Dog survives for two weeks in a pickle!