Posts tagged “comedy”

In Theory

You really should read Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by the late, great Douglas Adams. There’s a bit in there about Schrödinger’s cat that started me tumbling down a long road (many, many years ago) of trying to learn everything I could about physics, metaphysics, philosophy, blah blah blah. (Try to find a copy of

Horse

If there’s one thing on the ‘net that I’m guilty of over-blogging, it’s this. I can’t help it. Every few months I somehow find myself reading it – and laughing – and I feel as if I must let anyone who hasn’t read it yet know it is there. Go read this. You will laugh.

Comedy

Dot Com: The Musical!

“Eternity is very long; especially towards the end.”
Woody Allen

Haiku You

This is one of my favorites from a long list of computer error messages in haiku: Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that

SatireWire

Friends Recall Gist of Cliffs Notes Founder Netizen Fears Hackers Will Steal His VISA Card No. 8099 0788 341 9800 EXP. 12/01 Survey: Majority of Web Users Are FBI Agents Posing as Teenage Girls [link via ha, ha – no serious]

How Fresh

Riddle Me This: How Fresh Is This Guy? [link via not so soft]

Airplane

Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again!

Phone

Call 1-800-491-1700. Option 1 Option 3 Option 2 ext. 2041

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. Now who’s asking the questions?
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.