Posts tagged “comedy”
Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox
I added a new funny to the Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox page and updated the dictionary and my about page.
Funny SPAM
Received Today: Subject: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles! What do they all have in common? They all need SUPERIOR LUBRICATION!!
Why Computer Programming Is More Fun Than Accounting
From the readme.txt file for some sample PGP dll source code: “It lacks helpful comments, clever design, and artful writing, but it’s all you’ll get.”
A Great Speech
Well I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I
Cheesy
I think that this is quite possibly the cheesiest song ever recorded. Update: mp3 no longer available; was Kraft Macaroni and Cheese theme song 2024-01-19: Dead links in this post have been removed and/or updated.
The Drain-Blaster PLUNJ-N-SNAKE
Another product, which apparently was not hep enough to get infomercial-ized by my current employer, is The Drain-Blaster® PLUNJ-N-SNAKEtm SNAKE STORES IN HANDLE! Don’t ask. You really don’t want to know. But there is one on the desk in the empty office next to mine and it makes me very nervous.
twenty-four useless facts
Ha, ha! Fact #14 made me laugh. Thank you.
Cybersex
This actually brought tears to my eyes tears to my eyes. If you have the slightest amount of comedy in your soul, read this when nobody is around to hear you laughing. My stomach actually hurts. Okay. I’m going to bed now. link via hypocritical.com
Kinves, Spoons, and Forks
Okay now that’s odd. I mean, you can tell that the knives are knives and not spoons or forks.
404 Haiku
Very funny 404 Haikus. If you can dig that kind of stuff …