Posts tagged “News”
NOAA Satellites and Information
Existential dread about the weather
Defensive standout again runs afoul of law
College football news
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Always check Snopes
Bobby Bowden defends Colorado coach
College football news
Tickets remain lowest in SEC
Inexpensive seats
© My Life
Your homework project: Compare and contrast the information contained in the article quoted below with Keats’ assertion (poetic, true, but an assertion nonetheless) that “Beauty is truth, truth beauty.” NBC is planning to make a movie about Pfc. Jessica Lynch, the rescued American POW, even if it doesn’t get her permission. Can the network do
Cops Bust Cheesy Party
I couldn’t possibly invent this stuff on my own … The cheese was their downfall. Several citations were issued during the weekend to people authorities said were making and selling illegal bathtub cheese and unprocessed milk.
Visine Warning?
A bleary-eyed notice from TeamBilly HQ: No more Visine. Doc’s exact words: “Unless you’re an actor and need a quick fix, don’t use the stuff. Use artificial tears or something better. But not Visine.” Apparently the quick fix you get from tetrahydrozaline works, but when it wears off you go right back to swollen eye
Love for Sale
“Hey, we seem basically compatible. I enjoyed kissing you. What do you say about trying a three-month love contract?”
Too Much Fun
A worker at Swine Genetics said the company hasn’t had any reports of missing semen, and police said no one has reported anything like it missing. link via Romanesko’s