Are You OK? October 30th, 2012 @ 7:25 pm PDT
Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane http://t.co/R6ctjwx9 #Sandy — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 30, 2012 Leave it to The Onion. I’m sure everyone can relate to this in some way, but my mom was particularly neurotic about this sort of thing. (She died just a few weeks ago, in […]
Rock and Roll July 29th, 2008 @ 11:06 am PDT
5.4! What’s crazy is that I was on an elevator when it hit. The elevator in my building is constantly closed for repairs and people are getting stuck on it all the time, so I just assumed that it was the damn thing broken again. Then I stepped out of the elevator onto my floor […]
Contextless Content: Episode #24 (Earthquake Alerts) March 6th, 2008 @ 2:50 pm PDT
allison: did you know i also get earthquake text messages? allison: anything over 4.0 in so cal allison: bitchin GatorDVG: so when the big ones comes and you’re lying under a pile of rubble, like five minutes later you’ll get a text message GatorDVG: that’s great allison: yeah well i’d like to know how bad […]
NOAA Satellites and Information September 1st, 2004 @ 9:38 pm PDT
The threat of an earthquake hitting southern California is not really something that can keep you worrying all night. For all intents and purposes an earthquake is unpredictable. There is little to no humidity, and I haven’t seen a cockroach in four years now. I honestly must admit, though, that I miss this sort of […]
Earthquake September 10th, 2001 @ 12:20 pm PDT
So what’s shakin’ in your neck of the woods? Apparently the San Andreas decided to wait exactly one year to welcome me to California.
hurricanes February 20th, 2001 @ 12:39 pm PDT
I was never really nervous about hurricanes when I lived in Florida.