tests

Have a go at Howard Bickel’s Braintaxer, another fine creation from the folks at the Internal Revenue Service.

First one to name all the references gets a free bling t-shirt.

• “How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?”
• And a thousand thousand slimy things
  Lived on; and so did I.
• Everywhere people stare
  Each and every day
• “You say there’s a horse in your bathroom, and all you can do is stand there naming Beatles songs?”
• ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
• From childhood’s hour I have not been
  As others were - I have not seen
  As others saw - I could not bring
  My passions from a common spring
• I’m in the sky tonight
  There I can keep by your side
  Watching the whole world wind around and round
• Well, you know I need a steam shovel mama to keep away the dead
  I need a dump truck mama to unload my head

The On-Line Cheese Comparator says that my cheese is “Red Leicester” …

Lifted from Snoop Duck: The Love Calculator was not very nice to most of the women that popped into my head:

• Sheryl Crow - 12%
• Venus Williams - 26%
• Sylvia Gagne - 14%
• Firda Beka - 59%
• Britney Spears - 75%
• Tori Amos - 19%
• Gwen Stefani - 74%
• Madonna - 77%
• Eva Gardner - 16%

but … woo hoo! …

• Oprah Winfrey - 91%
• Also, interestingly enough:
  Eddie Vedder - 77%
• Dave Grohl - 67%
• Tom Petty - 91%

URLDroppings:
Firda has redesigned again and I am completely amazed at how wonderful the new wannabe site looks. It is beautiful!

Nik helped her, and for that I will correct the fact that I’ve had him listed in my Prolific-style combo-box as Fairvue Ventral for weeks now. Plus he’s got a great page.

Jason sent me a link to PimpBuilder yesterday. Very nifty, but requires a good connection and lots of macromedia detritus.

Jason also sent me a link to these really nifty imported toilets. If Jason ever gets his own blog I will lose a valuable <lnk src>

So … to round out the list … I found the Stud Test at weblog wannabe’s place. Now, I am really not feeling like a Stud lately. Well. Okay, I am. But I’m not in a good mood. I am currently not living within 4 ZIP Codes of the state of Happy. And those little tests are always so … validating. So I took the test and I was completely and totally honest. I even held off on lying to the answer about having talked my way into a threesome with Cindy Crawford and a French-Swedish Babysitter. When I hit the <submit> button I expected some cute little response about what a really hoopy frood I am, right? This is the response I got:

Your score is: 138.5
SUPERSTUD! DU-UDE. You live the kind of life other guys dream of. This is an important responsibility. You are now expected to save lives, pick up bar tabs, and have sex with entire sororities.

So you can imagine I am in a slightly better mood. Not much, but slightly. I won’t even say anything about how Ryan and Jason both scored sub-30 and I out-studded Firda by 148 points …

The GirlGeeks Geek Quiz is quick and amusing. I was rated an Alpha Geek.
<droll>Surprise.</droll>

Sylvia - less than three weeks away from graduating medical school - scored a 6 out of 12 on the Densa quiz.
Sandy got a 10 out of 12. link below

Dad wanted everyone to know that he managed an 11 out of 12 on the Densa Quiz. link below

• Here’s one from Jorge for all you spinners out there.
• Weblog Wannabe (aka Firda) has had to move her site. Update your links. Now! Go! Do it!
• Some people have some serious sanity issues.
• And Ryan is crazy just for sending me this link!
• I’m going link crazy right now! Have you gotten an Instant Monkey from me yet? Send me one!
• Have you taken the Densa Quiz? Are you brave enough to let me post your score?