Posts from May 2000

Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. He growls at the bartender, “I want a shot of whiskey and I want it now!” The bartender pours him his drink, hands it to him, and says, “OK, just don’t start anything.” <rimshot>

[Newsflashes]

Blogger‘s Been Updated and Upgraded But Still No Searching Thousands of Egomaniacal Webheads Near Rioting “This software never crashes. It never needs to be re-booted. This software is bug-free. It is perfect, as perfect as human beings have achieved.” “The proliferation of weekday afternoon syndicated original programming coupled with the arrival of cable TV spelled

“Well, you’re not really clean-looking, for one thing. at least ryan still looks clean though he still looks like a serial killer.”
received via ICQ

Well the UF College of Health and Human Performance has finally decided to allow Florida Crew to post their page again. If you’ve never been to the site, spend a few minutes there. When I was on crew [the jurassic period] my boat once whipped a boat from RPI. When you beat a crew on the water (if it’s a *real* race) the losers have to give their shirts to the winners. I am the only one I know that owns a red RPI tank top. My best friend and his older brother both went to RPI for a time. I could go on for pages, but the point is that there is no point to this post …

Blog Title

Firda thinks that no one will recognize that my blog is named b l i n g now that I made the dg.net header so large. Hmmm … maybe I’ll flip them …

sociology and the Smurfs

On Smurfette “She is, in short, bad and wrong, as patriarchal cultures have viewed women for centuries.” I don’t know if I’d put it that way exactly. I always thought she was pretty cute. Of course I’m a pushover for a flirt.

webcam image of Ryan ToberThis rather candid photo of Ryan shows exactly why I created the MetaCamPage.

Blogging

There was no news at hyperbole about my house. So did you get that lost? I, too, love creating new words. And she keeps thinking of better and better ones! In fact I have enjoyed reading cut n’ paste more and more every day for a few weeks now. I have a copy of the

Drinking Sewage

Quite possibly the most disgusting news I’ve ever read on the ‘net.

Computer Generated Sketch

I’m ashamed of myself for bloggin’ it, but this computer-generated sketch page is mildly amusing. Beware: there are 50 annoying pop-ups when you finish …

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.