Posts from August 2000

Even the Losers

Even the Losers – Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

San Francisco Bay Blues

Reason #4728 Why It Would Be a Good Idea to Have an Emergency $20 in My Wallet I am dead hungry. I have completely neglected to consume any solid food for over 24 27 hours now. I remember being hungry last night and thinking I should eat something, but it just totally slipped my mind.

Sex with Dolphins

I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”

American Girl by Tom Petty

American Girl by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers is, hands down, the best driving-to-work song ever.

My Resume

Just in time for the Fall Sweeps! Now you can marvel at the wonder that is my work experience!

Troy McClure

I would have put Troy McClure much higher in the rankings, but this list of the top twenty Bit Characters from The Simpsons is worth reading if you’re a fan.

Japan Travel Tip

Well I guess if I’m ever in Japan … and … er … trying to … uhm … well … this might be … er … useful.

In Which He Finds Something Not to Eat

I’ll take Things You Won’t Ever Find in My Fridge for $600, Alex.

The On-Line Cheese Comparator

The On-Line Cheese Comparator says that my cheese is “Red Leicester” …

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.