Kelly Bakst
My boss just walked over to my cubicle and exclaimed, “Everybody works but me!” This is why I enjoy working here. About a half an hour later he was walking through the cubicle farm and yelled, “I’m still not working!”
Experts Exchange
Experts Exchange is an incredibly useful resource for computer professionals. Tell ’em GatorDavid referred you.
Saint of the Internet
On the patron saint of Internet users
horoscope
Here is my [pretty cool] horoscope for today: Your voice carries in tones that are both commanding and compassionate. Your wisdom moves people who might otherwise go their own ways. For the next day or so, wishes actually do come true.
Vegetable Slicer Thumb
Officials determined the thumb piece belonged to a cafeteria worker who had severed the top of her thumb in a vegetable slicer this week.
Marketing 101
I bought something from amazon.com a few days ago and it just arrived. Included in the package were ten one-cent stamps with a nice little note about how they were saving me the hassle of going to the post office to buy more stamps (because the rates increased a penny). It is a ridiculously silly
Groundhog Day
My boss is not at work today. Apparently Groundhog Day is some sort of big holiday for his family. I’m wondering how concerned he’ll be when he returns Monday to discover that one of my coworkers just used his office for personal business. She needed to change a baby’s diaper.
Yet Another Horoscope
Here is my horoscope for today: A long, trying process reaches its fruitful conclusion. This accomplishment is just another feather in your cap, although it’s an experience that you’re in no hurry to repeat. Cancer finds little details highly seductive.
Trying to Breathe with a Stuffy Nose
This will probably sound ridiculous, but with everything that’s happening in my life right now I think the thing I want most in the world, right now, is to be able to breathe through my nose. It’s one of those small things that you don’t ever notice until it’s gone. Every now and then I
Pyra Folds
This is not good. I’m actually very depressed about this. These guys were my heroes, y’know? [link via ]