Christmas in July
There is something mildly disturbing about the fact that this is still happening. It’s not as disturbing as the very obviously female 300 lb person with a goatee and ponytail I saw smoking a cigarette and eating a twinkee in a wheelchair on the median while driving home from work, but that only happened once.
CSS
Thought Billy might find this batch of style sheets useful.
Purple Stain
Purple Stain, on the Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication CD, has these lines: Up to my ass in alligators / Let’s get it on with the alligator haters
Blogger VoiceMail
Yes, ma’am. You’re absolutely correct in your assessment of the situation. Thanks for the voice mail. I haven’t gotten any voice mail in … weeks? I don’t know. A day short of forever it seems. And today out of nowhere I get three messages. Two I think I know, but one was a mystery. Come
Cool chick.
Cool chick.
In Which I Go for a Run
I ran. More later. Gonna go shower.
My dog died today.
My dog died today. He hasn’t really been my dog since I left for college, like in ’91. But he was always really my dog. And I don’t think I ever played with him enough. And I don’t think I can write this right now. Maybe later on. Fuck.
Heckling
Nyaaah. I’ve been called much worse …
Hemingway Search
Every single week I am flabbergasted by the number of people who go to my entire web site dedicated to Ernest Hemingway and do a search for hemingway. Good grief, people! It’s a Hemingway web site! Every damn page mentions his name 50 times! The only thing that is worse is when people search for
404 Haiku
Very funny 404 Haikus. If you can dig that kind of stuff …