A Very Crazy Toy
A toy which simulates the castration of a monkey when the temperature drops. No. Really.
Flouride and Potassium
Note to self: Next time, eat the banana and then brush the teeth. There is some strange flouride / potassium thing happening to my teeth right now that I don’t like. <cough>
Dr. Twitchell
So yesterday, while I was reading this, I ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn. No, I’m not a slow reader, you dork. I am an extremely fast popcorn-eater. I in-freakin’-hale the stuff. I love popcorn. Then when we went to see X-Men I consumed a Large bag during the previews. So by like nine
Wondering about Plastic Forks
Have you ever been searching the office coffee area for a plastic spoon, found an unmarked box full of plastic utensils, thought to yourself, “I just know they’re all gonna be forks,” looked and found that they are all, in fact, forks, and then wondered if that had ever possibly happened to anyone else? Man.
Serendipity Surfing
Good Christmas! I can’t believe I’m serendipity-surfing at 7:30 am. But just check out “I Shoot With My Mind” … … must … shower … shave … go … to … work …
In Which He Laments a Lost Post
Sleep? I doh-ah nee no steenkin’ sleep. Visine, now. And coffee. They come in handy. 7:20 am and all is well. Or something. I fell asleep in a rage because I had written, of course, the perfect post. Oh, it was a thing of beauty. It was the post to end all posts. And then
Movies and Coke
On being caffeinated at night
CD Changer
In the 5-Disc changer: Depeche Mode – Music for the Masses Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication Pearl Jam – We’re Jamming (recorded live from the 1992 European tour) and two empty slots …
Star Wars v. Star Trek
*Someone* has a tag line from Star Wars even though they recently tried to tell me that Star Trek is better. Pah! Please … Even you cannot resist the power of Lucas … And (although I can tell you this for a fact and so can a horrible number of other people) I am a
Get Out the Vote
Well now that’s a good way to get votes … see? Just got mine …!