AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! — Blasphemy! Poppycock! Inconceivable!
Hawaiian Shirt Friday
Crazy Uncle Joe thinks that he is the originator of Hawaiian Shirt Friday, eh? I guess I can concede that point. I don’t know about any bowing though. Maybe I’ll just wear some funky Hawaiian shirts in his honor for my birthday. Which is today. In case I haven’t made that abundantly clear. That today
Blogger Voice Mail
For a brief period in the year 2000, bloggers were excited to leave each other voicemails
Comic Posts
Fun: Reading posts that make you laugh out loud. Not Fun: Laughing beer out your nose onto your keyboard while reading a post that made you laugh out loud. And, just to keep the meme going: Fun: “Accidentally” mistaking a loose wire for a broken receiver and buying an entire new stereo system so now
An Invalid
You can imagine how stupid I felt when I called someone an “invalid” in high school. As if they weren’t valid. And don’t even get me started on “epitome”. ehp-ih-tohm. Fark this farking language! Drives me nutty sometimes, it does.
In Which He Flaunts His Genius
If you have a free minute, compare this post to this one [dead link]. It’s worth a laugh and a serves as yet another example of my genius, but only if you’re bored and don’t have anything better to do.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you can just say, “Think again, bat man.”
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Born to Run
<singing>Someday, girl, I don’t know when / We’re gonna get to that place / We really wanna go / We’ll walk in the sun / But til then tramps like us / Baby we were born to run</singing> : Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard
My favorite “Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard”: I will not get very far with this attitude.