Posts tagged “comedy”

The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History

The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History – Do I really need to explain why you should visit this page? (On Wednesday night I caught an episode I had never seen. Homer went on an acid trip after eating some insane hot peppers at a chili contest. At times, I was laughing hard enough to

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“I hang on the picayune details of your whirlwhind, jet-set bicoastal life.”
Brad Graham

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry

OceanBlog Archives

I received dozens of messages from concerned readers about the missing October archives both here and at the OceanBlog. Please, fret no more. The archives have been restored. The webcam is alive again, too. Outgoing eMail? Still dead. Also, Ryan @ packetmonkeys.net is working on a site redesign – all with DHTML and CSS. It

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hypothetical situations

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Support Counter Intelligence

“Support Counter Intelligence” – seen on a tip jar in a coffee shop near UCLA

What Badgers Eat

I missed The Simpsons last night so I don’t really understand the story behind What Badgers Eat.com. I’m sure it was amusing though.

Joke

A lady who lived in Los Angeles had two pet monkeys of which she was very fond. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other one died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the kindly lady took them to a taxidermist. The man, seeing how much she

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Jokes

You’ll have to forgive me. Sometimes I just can’t help myself. Doctor: I have terrible news, sir. Not only do you have cancer, but you also have Alzheimer’s. Patient: Well, that is horrible. At least I don’t have cancer. Patient: Doctor, you have to help me! I think I’m a set of drapes! Doctor: Oh

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What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.