Posts tagged “comedy”

Uber.Nu

There is a reason I wake up, drink coffee, eat, blast the stereo, follow the Red Sox, consume, drink, sleep, run, and make the occasional friend. It has nothing to do with ben brown, but everything to do with things that make me smile. This is one of those things – one of those things

“a nice combo of wit, lust, and cheese”
TheBrad, writing about davidgagne.net

Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. He growls at the bartender, “I want a shot of whiskey and I want it now!” The bartender pours him his drink, hands it to him, and says, “OK, just don’t start anything.” <rimshot>

“Well, you’re not really clean-looking, for one thing. at least ryan still looks clean though he still looks like a serial killer.”
received via ICQ

webcam image of Ryan ToberThis rather candid photo of Ryan shows exactly why I created the MetaCamPage.

Trailer

Jason is apparently looking for a home. I thought he was going to stay in Florida for a few years. I guess when a man has a dream, he just has to follow it sometimes. I just wish he’d get his teeth fixed. In a completely unrelated story: Read about how one man saved Christmas

Little known fact: I am an excellent finger painter

Firda

Firda has a couple of hysterical jokes about ducks. They both had me in stitches even though I originally heard them somewhere around sixth grade.

Search

Just for fun, this was a rather revealing search …

Homer

Okay … I hate to be a link-snagger, but weblog wannabe blogged the absolute coolest site I’ve seen in a few weeks. This Random Homer Simpson Quote Generator just totally rocks!

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.