Erudite Neophytes June 5th, 2005 @ 11:24 am PDT
Emerald Nuts: bad: content-free, crappy-ass Flash website good: wickedly funny commercials good: nifty recyclable plastic pop-top ergonomic container good: mouth-wateringly awesomely delicious nuts
Waxy Fresh Breath March 3rd, 2004 @ 9:30 am PST
I’ve been enjoying chewing this new Altoids Gum. Today, however, I just noticed that one of the ingredients is Carnuba Wax. Color me crazy, but isn’t that the stuff you use on your car? This is most curious indeed. Am I waxing my teeth? Will chewing this gum provide any sort of dentrifice protection against […]
Wine Biscuits October 24th, 2003 @ 7:34 am PDT
The Albanese Family’s World Famous Wine Biscuits 4 cups flour 1/2 tsp salt 2 tbsp baking powder 1 cup sugar 1 cup olive oil 1 cup red wine 1 tbsp anise seeds (optional) mix dry ingredients well add oil and wine mix well and let sit 10 minutes roll dough out in strips and form […]
Gum Disposal System April 9th, 2002 @ 9:36 am PDT
GumPals are circular, 3″ dry waxed tissues, made specifically for the disposal of chewing gum. The tissues come in 4 different dispenser models, and can be purchased in a variety of combinations. Refillable dispensers come with a supply of approximately 200 tissue refills. link via 50 cups
Reese’s February 26th, 2002 @ 12:48 am PST
Y’know … I’ve been thinking. Reese’s Miniatures are better than Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. The chocolate-to-peanut-like-substance ratio is better. I mean … don’t get me wrong: I love Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I just like the miniature ones better.
Who Wants Affirmation Cookies? December 19th, 2001 @ 3:06 pm PST
I just ate a fortune cookie. My fortune read, “You are the master of every situation.” I don’t think that’s a fortune. Is it just me, or didn’t fortune cookies used to contain fortunes? It seems that all the ones I get lately just tell me some lame, self-affirming nugget of nonsense. “You are wise […]
Krackel, Special Dark, and Mr. Goodbar May 18th, 2001 @ 2:52 pm PDT
chocolate I hate when you’ve eaten all the Krackels and then all the Special Darks and then all the Hershey’s and all that you have left are Mr. Goodbars. Also, I want a cigarette.
free ice cream April 11th, 2001 @ 1:27 pm PDT
Wednesday, May 2 is Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Free Cone Day. Need I say more?
Consumed today March 5th, 2001 @ 3:54 pm PST
Consumed today: one box Thin Mints four cans Mountain Dew one large French Vanilla Java City coffee three pieces Strawberry Splash Bubblicious
The ACME Chocolate Registry February 13th, 2001 @ 8:07 am PST
The ACME Chocolate Registry: For those of you that want everyone to be able to get you the chocolate you want. link via Weblog Wannabe