Posts tagged “work”
American Girl by Tom Petty
American Girl by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers is, hands down, the best driving-to-work song ever.
My Resume
Just in time for the Fall Sweeps! Now you can marvel at the wonder that is my work experience!
Heaven & Hot Rods
The guys from Burdine’s just delivered the couch and took away the chair. Doug, the thorough home inspector, will be here in a few hours to make sure the contractors fixed everything they were supposed to fix. I am going to take the digital cable box to Time-Warner, see if I can find a cell
Dealing with Irrational People
Once again, Jason is scouring the ‘net to find me valuable information. This primer on Dealing With Irrational People could be very useful …
Walking Blues
I have to walk in front of the CEO’s office on my way to my office at HSND. This morning she said she didn’t know who I was because I was wearing my Red Sox hat. “I don’t recognize you unless I see that shiny blonde hair!” I laughed and took off my hat so
coding
From the Things That Are Not As Easy As They Sound Department: in-line unzipping of PGP-encrypted files with a .dll From the Valuable Resources for This Sort of Thing Department: vbAccelerator Okay, I really just wanted you to see what the heck it is I’m doing right now. In case, y’know, you were interested. Which
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Facts about David Vincent Gagne
Kinves, Spoons, and Forks
Okay now that’s odd. I mean, you can tell that the knives are knives and not spoons or forks.
Christmas in July
There is something mildly disturbing about the fact that this is still happening. It’s not as disturbing as the very obviously female 300 lb person with a goatee and ponytail I saw smoking a cigarette and eating a twinkee in a wheelchair on the median while driving home from work, but that only happened once.
Wondering about Plastic Forks
Have you ever been searching the office coffee area for a plastic spoon, found an unmarked box full of plastic utensils, thought to yourself, “I just know they’re all gonna be forks,” looked and found that they are all, in fact, forks, and then wondered if that had ever possibly happened to anyone else? Man.