Posts in the category “comedy”

Happy White Asparagus

There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?

#comedy #images

Contextless Content: Episode #20

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.

#contextless content #instant messages

Big Boobs and a Liquor Store

Best thing I’ve read that someone else blogged because they read it in another blog’s comments in a long time: “Call me enlightened but I don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she has big boobs and owns a liquor store.“

#alcohol #comedy #quotations

Colossal Colon

Colossal Colon Kicks Off 20-City Tour Don’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crawl through the Colossal Colon when it comes to a city near you in 2003. The 40-ft. long replica of the human colon is on the road, courtesy of the Cancer Research and Prevention Foundation, to raise awareness of early detection

#cancer #education

Eat a Football?

Craigslist in Los Angeles is wild

#food #football #los angeles #nfl #television

Singing Horses

There’s nothing in the world quite as much fun as a quartet of singing horses to brighten your Monday morning. link via 50 cups of coffee

#animals #comedy #horses #music

Simpsons Beer Bottle Opener

#beer #the simpsons

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

#poetry