Posts in the category “comedy”
Funny Stuff in My Inbox — High School Essays
A collection of terrible similes and metaphors
Euphemism Generator
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.
Mad Cow Disease
So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So… what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?” The other cow frowns and says, “What do I care? I’m a helicopter!”
Happy White Asparagus
There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?
Contextless Content: Episode #20
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.
A Photographic HisTory of Michael Jackson’s Face
Big Boobs and a Liquor Store
Best thing I’ve read that someone else blogged because they read it in another blog’s comments in a long time: “Call me enlightened but I don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she has big boobs and owns a liquor store.“
Colossal Colon
Colossal Colon Kicks Off 20-City Tour Don’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crawl through the Colossal Colon when it comes to a city near you in 2003. The 40-ft. long replica of the human colon is on the road, courtesy of the Cancer Research and Prevention Foundation, to raise awareness of early detection
Eat a Football?
Craigslist in Los Angeles is wild