Posts in the category “comedy”

Funny Stuff in My Inbox — High School Essays

A collection of terrible similes and metaphors

Euphemism Generator

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

Mad Cow Disease

So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So… what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?” The other cow frowns and says, “What do I care? I’m a helicopter!”

Happy White Asparagus

There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?

Contextless Content: Episode #20

Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.

Big Boobs and a Liquor Store

Best thing I’ve read that someone else blogged because they read it in another blog’s comments in a long time: “Call me enlightened but I don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she has big boobs and owns a liquor store.“

Colossal Colon

Colossal Colon Kicks Off 20-City Tour Don’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crawl through the Colossal Colon when it comes to a city near you in 2003. The 40-ft. long replica of the human colon is on the road, courtesy of the Cancer Research and Prevention Foundation, to raise awareness of early detection

Eat a Football?

Craigslist in Los Angeles is wild

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.