Posts in the category “comedy”
FingerTouch
I’ve been getting some really funny spam lately. Has anyone else received this one? No one likes to touch the toilet seat. Why else would public restrooms offer those little paper liners? Fingertouch brings you that type of service at home. You never have to touch your toilet seat again.
Jesus Beeper
The always-classic Jesus Beeper! (Note: That is not a complete sentence. This is.)
Tatooine Womp Rat
The majestic Tatooine Womp Rat is in serious danger of extinction, which is why Boba Fett and other Bounty Hunters have formed the Save the Womp Rat society. Won’t you please join the Save the Tatooine Womp Rat Campaign?
Computer Freeze
My computers keep having seizures, but I keep buying Windows versions, hoping I’ll get lucky. I’m like the loser in the nightclub who keeps hitting on the hot babe. His shoes are squishing from the pina colada she poured on him, but he’s thinking: “She’s warming up to me!”
Great 404
This is probably the world’s most informative error message.
Urban Myths
From the “Frequently Asked Questions” page at the California Highway Patrol web site: I have heard that some gangs are initiating new members by driving with their headlights off and when people flash their lights at them, they must shoot the drivers of the cars who do this. Is this true? Ha!
Happy New Year!
I still have no idea what this is. I don’t know what it means. I don’t know if it’s an advertisement, or a video, or a cartoon, or a warning. I just know that it is the one item I’ve found on the ‘net this year that I absolutely cannot comprehend in any way, shape,
TMQ
NFL players have unusually small hat sizes.
Pen-Pen
And this is Pen-Pen’s web site. No kidding. Really.
Karma Question
Refresh my memory… when the flattened, decapitated head of a grey tree squirrel crosses your path, is that good luck or bad?