Boston Accents
Boston Accents, and Why They’re Sexy “Women are drawn to young and developing children because they appeal to our maternal instincts. Boston accents mimic a child’s speech and thus also appeal to our maternal instincts. Therefore, women find Boston accents to be cute. Consequently, a male who has a Boston accent is sub-consciously associated with
The Automobile and the Tiara as Symbols of Class Distinction
“The egalitarianism of modern America represents the essential achievement of the classless society envisioned by Marx.” F. Fukuyama
Innocence v. Experience
This is a take-home test for AML 3124 from the fall of 1995. I might have not exactly addressed the questions as they were presented, but if I had wanted to be a journalist or a writer-for-hire, I never would have majored in English… Read away… Lemme know what ya think, too…
Text is alive.
from 10/02/95, for AML 3124
Misrepresentation as Explanation
from 10/02/95, for AML 3124
Philosophy Exam
This is a take-home exam from a Philosophy class I took in my 2nd year of college.
Philadelphia, Here I Come!
This is a review of a play I had to see for Acting I. I wrote it on February 7, 1995…
Anna
It’s been over a month since I got infected by Anna. Hopefully the InoculateIT software I just downloaded will finally fix up Budweiser … [Update: It worked! I highly recommend this free anti-virus software.]
Star Wars as official religion
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” If 8,000 New Zealanders have heeded an e-mail asking them to declare Jedi as their faith on this week’s census forms, then Star Wars will have spawned an officially recognized religion.
An Axe in My Head
Incredibly Useful Information Department How to say, “Oh my God! There’s an axe in my head,” in over 60 languages. link via weblog wannabe