davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

CD Player List

In the 5-Disc changer: Sublime – self-titled Tom Petty – she’s the one, (soundtrack) No Doubt – Tragic Kingdom Sarah McLachlan – Fumbling Towards Ecstasy George Strait – blue clear sky

Mathematical Physics

Embedded in Week 152’s essay by John Baez for This Week’s Finds in Mathematical Physics is a very sad love story. I mean it. I think I will subtitle this post, Love Surrounded by Confusing Mathematics.

Cheesy

I think that this is quite possibly the cheesiest song ever recorded. Update: mp3 no longer available; was Kraft Macaroni and Cheese theme song 2024-01-19: Dead links in this post have been removed and/or updated.

The Drain-Blaster PLUNJ-N-SNAKE

Another product, which apparently was not hep enough to get infomercial-ized by my current employer, is The Drain-Blaster® PLUNJ-N-SNAKEtm SNAKE STORES IN HANDLE! Don’t ask. You really don’t want to know. But there is one on the desk in the empty office next to mine and it makes me very nervous.

twenty-four useless facts

Ha, ha! Fact #14 made me laugh. Thank you.

Slot Machine auction

Jason says he could really use a hand right now. I’d give my right arm to help that guy out, because he’s a good friend, but not today.

Cybersex

This actually brought tears to my eyes tears to my eyes. If you have the slightest amount of comedy in your soul, read this when nobody is around to hear you laughing. My stomach actually hurts. Okay. I’m going to bed now. link via hypocritical.com

Get to Sleep

As I crawled lugubriously from my bed this morning, I made myself a promise I swore I would keep. Come hell or high water. Regardless of anything that should happen in my life. No matter the cost. Under whatever circumstances. For the love of all that is good and holy. If I have to rip

Enlightened Male

A response to a web questionnaire

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.