Call Firda and tell her I said, “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” Her number is (800) 222-6000 ext. 800630000. From time to time I may ask you to do these things for me. Do not question my authority. Just do them. You’ll feel better about yourself. I promise.
My Birthday
<blab>Have I mentioned that I will soon be 27? Because that is freaking me way-the-hell-out the more I think about it. I was running past a high school today and there were all these high school kids running track. I was running. They were running. I am seriously not in high school any more. I
push me up
against the wall
you’re the tough girl in a push-up bra
Red Hot Chili Peppers
In the CD Player
I updated my about page a little bit. I also removed the “noises” from my sidebar. I don’t think any of you really give a flying fcuk what’s in my CD player(s) right now. I change the CDs too often to keep the sidebar updated anyway. In case you’re wondering, though, right now I’m listening
A story about playing in the mud
Periodic Table of Blogs
Fairvue Central has trumped all the other Periodic Table of spoofs with this: Blog.Elements Lithium is one of my favorite Nirvana songs, too.
Odin12
So this guy has a new blog. I like his current self-promotion strategy: a sidebar with the tantalizing title, “Cool Blogs” and then a bunch of “Your link here” to-be-filled-in-laters under it.
I am Jack’s cancerous pancreas.
I am Jack’s infected bile duct.
Solomon Grundy, Superfriends
Danelope had a link to Jesus Christ‘s home page, which was truly an amazing find. At the bottom of the page I noticed that Jesus’ page was created by something called “Solomon Tunt” productions. That made me think of Solomon Grundy, from the Superfriends. He was one of my favorite bad guys from the group
Crazy Uncle Joe
You want irony? You want comedy? Insane brother of one of my parents has his own site as a favorite at weblogs.com. If that’s not meta-meta-meta, well then I don’t know what is.