Posts tagged “cartoons”
Okily Dokily
How could anybody not love Ned Flanders?
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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FriezLog Blogger Trading Cards
If you still haven’t been able to catch my card at FriezLog’s Weblogémon, but you really want to see it, I’ve posted it here. I think it’s a pretty fair representation of what I’d look like if I was a Japanese animated character. <grin>
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It’s a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Blogger Trading Cards
Wow! I’ve been added to Weblogémon! I have my own trading card! How cool is that?! How much do you really know about me? See if you can catch my bling card!
Comic
The Adventures of the Boy with Immovable Hair
Troy McClure
I would have put Troy McClure much higher in the rankings, but this list of the top twenty Bit Characters from The Simpsons is worth reading if you’re a fan.