Posts tagged “comedy”
Tatooine Womp Rat
The majestic Tatooine Womp Rat is in serious danger of extinction, which is why Boba Fett and other Bounty Hunters have formed the Save the Womp Rat society. Won’t you please join the Save the Tatooine Womp Rat Campaign?
TMQ
NFL players have unusually small hat sizes.
Site Still Exists
Some sites never die
Sitting Pretty
*Note to self, to Robyn, and to Todd: Do not ever brag that you are “sittin’ right on top of Jish“! *Special bonus note: Muffed Punt is, in fact, the funniest phrase in all of professional sports.
Helium Joke
Every now and then my mom – because she loves me like silly – sends me newspaper clippings from the comics section. I just got a particularly funny one from Frank and Ernest. Two microbes are reading the latest issue of BioWeek magazine and one says to the other, “There’s a cover story on helium.”
Megway ™
I can’t decide whether I like this press release so much because it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read or the most depressing. If you read it and understand why it’s so funny, then you’ll get why my frustration – because of my inability to explain it to 99.8% of NPCs – is so depressing.
Bin Laden on the Onion
“It’s not yet clear where bin Laden was,” Rumsfeld added, “but he seemed to be speaking from some sort of gigantic, bombed-out litter box.”
UT
Even if they beat Florida, you still can’t spell ‘citrus’ without UT. Q. – What does UT football have in common with marijuana? A. – They both get smoked in a bowl. Q. – Why is the University of Tennessee in Knoxville and the State Prison in Nashville? A. – Nashville had first choice. Q.
A Bear Suit
To some, Hurtubise is a cult hero. He’s burned through more than $100,000 and gone bankrupt building a 150-pound protective suit of titanium, plastic, chain mail, galvanized steel, rubber and thousands of feet of duct tape. To test his invention, Hurtubise has been run over by a truck, hit by a moving car, smashed in
Fringe Barbies
Just in time for Christmas! Check out Tourette Syndrome Barbie and Leprosy Barbie!