People can do all sorts of things with Photoshop and PaintShopPro and Adobe and scanning and cropping and such so I wouldn’t believe anything you see on that site for a few days…
Posts tagged “comedy”
My Name Is Not Dick
Contrary to popular belief, my name is not Dick.
Beer Solves Problems
haHA! On the cover of this month’s issue of Men’s Health: FIX EVERY PROBLEM WITH BEER
Packing to Move
Newsflash! In a sudden stroke of genius, David realizes the only way he will finish packing is if he packs the computer! I have to do it. This thing is like a drug. I feel like I’m about to sever a limb or something. Bud is going off-line here. Dave? What are you doing, Dave?
Periodic Table of Funk
Sometimes I wonder what, exactly, zannah does for a living. Why would she come across the Periodic Table of Funk? A better question, though, is why am I not packing?!?! Okay, back to packing.
Joke
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”
“God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.”
WonderGurl
The Periodic Table of Condiments
Bryan J Busch is, quite possibly, the coolest person to walk the planet earth. I have been Guerrilla Bannered! Thanks Bryan…
Joke
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were