Posts tagged “comedy”

My Name Is Not Dick

Contrary to popular belief, my name is not Dick.

Beer Solves Problems

haHA! On the cover of this month’s issue of Men’s Health: FIX EVERY PROBLEM WITH BEER

People can do all sorts of things with Photoshop and PaintShopPro and Adobe and scanning and cropping and such so I wouldn’t believe anything you see on that site for a few days…

Packing to Move

Newsflash! In a sudden stroke of genius, David realizes the only way he will finish packing is if he packs the computer! I have to do it. This thing is like a drug. I feel like I’m about to sever a limb or something. Bud is going off-line here. Dave? What are you doing, Dave?

Periodic Table of Funk

Sometimes I wonder what, exactly, zannah does for a living. Why would she come across the Periodic Table of Funk? A better question, though, is why am I not packing?!?! Okay, back to packing.

Joke

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”

“God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.”
WonderGurl

animated graphic / guerilla bannerBryan J Busch is, quite possibly, the coolest person to walk the planet earth. I have been Guerrilla Bannered! Thanks Bryan

Joke

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.