Posts tagged “food”
Cheesy
I think that this is quite possibly the cheesiest song ever recorded. Update: mp3 no longer available; was Kraft Macaroni and Cheese theme song 2024-01-19: Dead links in this post have been removed and/or updated.
Dr. Twitchell
So yesterday, while I was reading this, I ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn. No, I’m not a slow reader, you dork. I am an extremely fast popcorn-eater. I in-freakin’-hale the stuff. I love popcorn. Then when we went to see X-Men I consumed a Large bag during the previews. So by like nine
Movies and Coke
On being caffeinated at night
Ahoy Ahoy
I have … at this moment … an inexplicable … and completely uncharacteristic … craving … for some Chips Ahoy cookies.
Link
Well not only did I get a birthday wish from this person, but she also likes lime-flavored tortilla chips. Jorge introduced me to this phenomenon when we first lived together and I love them now. Back then we ate Lime & Chile Tostitos. Those are off the market now, I think. For a long time
Joke
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”
The Periodic Table of Condiments
man eats Barbie doll, a shoe, a coffee table
“In the past he has eaten a coffee table, a shoe, plants and a Barbie doll.”
Two
Two (count ’em!) very disturbing links from Jason: The Ultimate Washing Machine The Ultimate Power Source
Pretzel Sticks
If the image in the web cam looks really odd, it’s because I’m eating Publix Fat Free Pretzel Sticks while I blog.