Posts tagged “News”
Gators
About 1.5 million alligators live in Florida, and 287 attacks against humans have been recorded in the past 52 years. A full-grown horse was attacked by an alligator and dragged into a pond in Titusville; and a two year old girl is Florida’s 2nd gator fatality this year.
dontcha think?
How embarrassing! If you’re on your way to get a hooker, and you run into your wife turning tricks, what do you do? Isn’t that from an Alanis Morissette song? link via Visual Distortion
Headline Haikus
Wow! Headline Haikus! All Your News in Seventeen Syllables! Awesome.
Bus Stop Heads
Police in the eastern Indian state of West Bengal found 86 human skulls at a bus stand after complaints of a stench coming from an unclaimed bag.
Oh! Canada!
Nearly one Canadian in two expects Canada to be part of a North American union within 10 years, a new opinion poll finds, while one in four believe the country will be absorbed by the United States within 20 years.
Fake Fax Frees Fraudsters
Monkey Man!
Panic-Hit City Hunts ‘Ape-Like’ Attacker! ‘Monkey Man’ Hysteria Grips New Delhi Suburbs! New Delhi (Reuters) – Fear gripped some suburbs of the Indian capital on Tuesday after dozens of residents reported attacks by an ape-like creature able to leap from roof to roof. Media reports said that the collective hysteria claimed a second life early
Survivor
Tina! You lied?! Fox accuses CBS of rigging ‘Survivor’ link via Visual Distortion
Life Is Better with Animals
Weird animal news