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Monkey Man! May 16th, 2001 @ 6:25 am PDT
Panic-Hit City Hunts ‘Ape-Like’ Attacker! ‘Monkey Man’ Hysteria Grips New Delhi Suburbs! New Delhi (Reuters) – Fear gripped some suburbs of the Indian capital on Tuesday after dozens of residents reported attacks by an ape-like creature able to leap from roof to roof. Media reports said that the collective hysteria claimed a second life early […]
India April 20th, 2000 @ 9:21 am PDT
Sylvia sends this news from India:Today we went to a local children’s hospital. It was pretty incredible. We saw pathology that we had only read about in our textbooks … Congenital Rubella, neonatal tetanus, tubercular meningitis, amoebic liver abscess, polio … Unfortunately we did not get to visit the OB/Gyn deptartment because, ya know, India’s […]
Bhrett April 18th, 2000 @ 5:26 pm PDT
I feel compelled to set something straight: The Bhrett with whom Sylvia is touring India is a girl! Several of you have asked why my wife is tooling around on the other side of the globe with some cowboy! Bhrett is one of Sylvia’s best girlfriends. Okay, you may resume your lives.
Sylvia April 18th, 2000 @ 12:42 pm PDT
Sylvia says I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no jet lag. She was at the Taj Mahal today; one of the Seven Wonders of the World. I went to Chris O’Brien’s Apartment of Sin last night and destroyed whatever self-respect Ryan might have had in his snowboarding skills.
Update from Sylvia March 29th, 2000 @ 5:43 am PST
Update from Sylvia (02): It’s 4:30PM here. We are relaxing after a couple of hours spent sightseeing. Today we went to Lodhi gardens which houses the tombs of some unknown people from the 1400s. Afterwards we had lunch with Bhrett’s dad at a local Indian restaurant under … [message interrupted] … Anyway we had the […]
Update from Sylvia March 28th, 2000 @ 12:41 pm PST
Update from Sylvia (01): I’m doing alright here in Delhi. Long flight but I had two seats to myself. Tomorrow Never Dies on the screen. I haven’t slept much and yet I feel wide awake. We left the Delhi airport and two kids ran up to us and grabbed our bags to help us load […]
Miscellaneous March 28th, 2000 @ 5:22 am PST
Well this was my first morning without Sylvia to wake me. I’m happy to announce that I was awake before 6:45 am and made it to work on time. The reports of my narcolepsy were greatly exaggerated.Status Report: Sylvia called from Paris around midnight. She and Bhrett are doing well. Their plane left for Delhi […]
India March 27th, 2000 @ 8:06 pm PST
Well … now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall … Sylvia and Bhrett are in route to India. Their plane left Orlando around noon today. Sylv called from Newark (Queen of Our Cities), NJ sometime around 4 pm EST. They should be landing in Paris soon and then on […]
India March 26th, 2000 @ 8:23 pm PST
I can’t believe Sylvia’s leaving me! In less than a dozen hours she’ll be on a plane to India with Bhrett. A month! What am I going to (legally) do for a month?! This doesn’t look good … I couldn’t help but wonder if they have all the same stores in India. We spent the […]
