Posts tagged “Saturday Night Live”

Five-foot frame
Rats along his back
We don’t talk about Ted Cruz, no no no

C’mon, SNL, it’s right there.

• There are many, many good reasons why First Citywide should be your change bank, and Old Glory should be your insurance company. (These are two of the best commercials ever.)
• Not many people are going to get this one, but… “Be Like Han” is damn great advice.
• The moodINQ Programmable Tattoo System is simply mind-blowing. Getting a “sub-dermal” implant seems a little extreme, but it might be worth it to occasionally rock my favorite tattoo.
• Twitter vs. The Pony Express
• A guy got mugged in Australia… right in front of a Ninja school.
• In Finland there are 5.2 million people and nearly two million saunas. That’s why the Sauna World Championship is a nationally televised event.
• Lane Kiffin is Supercoach!
• The Bullies of the 80s were quite cruel.
• Should we impose term limits on Supreme Court justices? Consider: “When the Framers wrote the Constitution, life expectancy was less than 40 years; today, life expectancy is 77 years.”

• Looking for free WiFi access? There is, of course, an app for that.
• Great idea: Are You An Asshole? (.com)
• I really need to get my tickets for the 10th Annual Kickspit Underground Rock Festival!
• You’ve seen the Periodic Table of Candy and the Periodic Table of Booze, of course. There are lots of periodic tables of things on the ‘net. That’s why someone made a Periodic Table of Periodic Tables.
• It’s Literally, A Web Log: An English language grammar blog tracking abuse of the word “literally”.
• The big, unspoken problem with immortality is that eventually we’ll run out of room on the planet for any species that doesn’t die. Luckily (?) for us, there’s lots of room in the world’s oceans, because scientists have recently discovered a jellyfish that lives forever. I, for one, welcome our new jellyfish overlords.

Okay, this is just awesome. Ron Howard directs Chevy Chase (as Gerald Ford), Dana Carvey (as George H. Bush), Darrell Hammond (as Bill Clinton), Will Ferrell (as George W. Bush), Dan Akroyd (as Jimmy Carter), and Jim Carrey (as Ronald Reagan) in a presidential reunion visit to Fred Armisen (as Barack Obama) and Maya Rudolph (as Michelle Obama) in the White House to try to convince the current President to push the Consumer Protection Act through Congress.

• General Stuff
  • Real Life Twitter!
  • “Puke in My Mouth” (video response to “Jizz in My Pants”)
  • Chart your life with daytum.
  • Days with My Father will surely bring a tear to your eye.
    2024-01-14: This link is now dead.
  • But a bunch of puppies as Agent Smith attacking a kitty as Neo will make you smile …
  • Government Once Again Gets In the Way as Jack Bauer Fights to Save America
  • Creepy LA
• Techie Stuff
  • CrossLoop for Mac means that I can now (easily) help my mom with her Windows issues.