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Things to Say During Sex

Friday January 16, 2009

Incredimazing.com has a wonderful flowchart of Things to Say During Sex. The “bad” side of the chart is predictably much funnier than the “good” side. My favorites are:

Heil Hitler!
I just pooped. A lot. On your dog.
We’re going to hell for this.

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Sexual Harassment Training

Friday November 21, 2008

Alexander McPherson, a professor of molecular biology and biochemistry at UC Irvine’s school of biological sciences, wrote a bitchin’ letter to the LA Times on the subject of sexual harassment training. This is a must-read for anyone that has a brain.
As far as I can tell from my colleagues, it is worthless, a childish [...]

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Frightening Return Policy

Monday July 28, 2008

Across the street from the Groundlings on Melrose in West Hollywood is an adult toy shop with a nausea-inducing sign. (Click the photo for a larger shot, including my innocent Tacoma parked in front of the place. Note: I was not visiting the place!)
This is a store that sells … ahem … [...]

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Interspecies Sexual Harassment

Tuesday May 13, 2008

A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin.
link via Molly

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A Chick with Problems Big and Small

Wednesday August 8, 2007

Wow. You have got to feel bad for Kaitlin Corcoran. She’s got identity issues; she’s unclear on what her middle name is. She’s dating two guys at the same time, and they both have drastic problems with their anatomy. And she feels the need to tell me — a complete stranger [...]

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Oysters vs. Chocolate

Friday February 23, 2007

This excellent experiment comparing oysters and chocolate in terms of sexual arousal comes via megnut. Meg writes a delicious “foodie” blog which is great fun and chock full of reviews and recipes for anyone that enjoys eating.
In the blue corner, oysters, eight dozen of them. Hailing from Puget Sound by way of Wild Edibles [...]

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Semenchanted Evening

Monday February 28, 2005

An Illinois man has won the right to sue his ex-girlfriend for using his sperm to impregnate herself without his permission. Richard Phillips, a family doctor in Chicago, says he never had intercourse with Sharon Irons, also a doctor. They did, however, have oral sex three times during their brief affair; Irons apparently saved some [...]

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Euphemism Generator

Friday April 25, 2003

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

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MetaFilter Sex Talk

Tuesday August 20, 2002

I took a break from hacking out code and building insanely unsexy stored procedures tonight and happened upon what truly is the best Me-Fi thread ever. I must now seriously evaluate all of my previous notions concerning Portugal.
linky goodness via leuschke.org

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New Payment Methods Accepted

Thursday March 28, 2002

While advertising as a form of support for independent Web sites has proven about as effective as sugar-frosted dental floss, the Web still manages to serve as a massively multiplayer open mic night for many the aspiring writer/artist/poet/revolutionary. The reason for this is simple: money and fame have historically been a less powerful motivator for [...]

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