I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

January 21st, 2014 @ 7:15 am
Roger and Elaine

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither […]

January 16th, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Things to Say During Sex

Incredimazing.com has a wonderful flowchart of Things to Say During Sex. The “bad” side of the chart is predictably much funnier than the “good” side. My favorites are: Heil Hitler! I just pooped. A lot. On your dog. We’re going to hell for this.

November 21st, 2008 @ 7:08 am
Sexual Harassment Training

Alexander McPherson, a professor of molecular biology and biochemistry at UC Irvine’s school of biological sciences, wrote a bitchin’ letter to the LA Times on the subject of sexual harassment training. This is a must-read for anyone that has a brain. As far as I can tell from my colleagues, it is worthless, a childish […]

July 28th, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
Frightening Return Policy

Across the street from the Groundlings on Melrose in West Hollywood is an adult toy shop with a nausea-inducing sign. (Click the photo for a larger shot, including my innocent Tacoma parked in front of the place. Note: I was not visiting the place!) This is a store that sells … ahem … “adult toys” […]

May 13th, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
Interspecies Sexual Harassment

A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin. link via Molly

August 8th, 2007 @ 12:04 am
A Chick with Problems Big and Small

Wow. You have got to feel bad for Kaitlin Corcoran. She’s got identity issues; she’s unclear on what her middle name is. She’s dating two guys at the same time, and they both have drastic problems with their anatomy. And she feels the need to tell me — a complete stranger — all about it. […]

February 23rd, 2007 @ 9:19 am
Oysters vs. Chocolate

This excellent experiment comparing oysters and chocolate in terms of sexual arousal comes via megnut. Meg writes a delicious “foodie” blog which is great fun and chock full of reviews and recipes for anyone that enjoys eating. In the blue corner, oysters, eight dozen of them. Hailing from Puget Sound by way of Wild Edibles […]

February 28th, 2005 @ 1:32 pm
Semenchanted Evening

An Illinois man has won the right to sue his ex-girlfriend for using his sperm to impregnate herself without his permission. Richard Phillips, a family doctor in Chicago, says he never had intercourse with Sharon Irons, also a doctor. They did, however, have oral sex three times during their brief affair; Irons apparently saved some […]

April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am
Euphemism Generator

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

August 20th, 2002 @ 7:17 pm
MetaFilter Sex Talk

I took a break from hacking out code and building insanely unsexy stored procedures tonight and happened upon what truly is the best Me-Fi thread ever. I must now seriously evaluate all of my previous notions concerning Portugal. linky goodness via leuschke.org

March 28th, 2002 @ 12:26 pm
New Payment Methods Accepted

While advertising as a form of support for independent Web sites has proven about as effective as sugar-frosted dental floss, the Web still manages to serve as a massively multiplayer open mic night for many the aspiring writer/artist/poet/revolutionary. The reason for this is simple: money and fame have historically been a less powerful motivator for […]

March 9th, 2002 @ 10:53 am
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

If you need a really good Saturday morning laugh, I have something that will surely get a giggle. (PG-13)

January 20th, 2002 @ 4:54 pm
Good Links

I think that the best linking weblog on line right now is Follow Me Here. Every time I visit I find a half-dozen or so excellent articles. Eliot must be a voracious reader, and his comments are insightful and thought-provoking. If you have never been to his site, go right now. Here are a few […]

November 27th, 2001 @ 9:30 pm
Genetics

I got in a bit of a heated debate recently on the topic of whether there is a genetic link to homosexuality. I remember that there was a flurry of media coverage a few years ago on the discovery of a genetic link, but I also remember hearing shortly afterwards that there wasn’t much support […]

November 14th, 2001 @ 10:09 am
Octopus Love

A very special link via LarkFarm: Everything you ever wanted to know about Octopus Sex.

August 17th, 2001 @ 1:47 pm
Confidence!

Factors such as age, confidence in one’s sexual prowess and preference for either “fast” or “slow” sex help determine how often men and women achieve orgasm, according to a new survey of more than 2,200 adults in Finland. Overall, individuals “who have developed a perception that they are skilled and experienced lovers are more orgasmically […]

August 3rd, 2001 @ 9:48 am
Sex and Bananas

I found a link on the mini-wetlog to this stress busting organization’s article on insomnia. One person suggested sex and bananas as sure-fire cures. (No, not at the same time.)

July 30th, 2001 @ 5:48 pm
No More Periods, Period?

Wired.com reports: “A new drug being developed would eliminate menstruation altogether, while still allowing women to get pregnant. Another drug would eliminate both periods and pregnancy.” [link via Swallowing Tacks]

July 23rd, 2001 @ 4:30 pm
We Are in Trouble

Boys: The Weaker Sex

June 28th, 2001 @ 12:27 pm
dontcha think?

How embarrassing! If you’re on your way to get a hooker, and you run into your wife turning tricks, what do you do? Isn’t that from an Alanis Morissette song? link via Visual Distortion