Posts in the category “comedy”
Helium Joke
Every now and then my mom – because she loves me like silly – sends me newspaper clippings from the comics section. I just got a particularly funny one from Frank and Ernest. Two microbes are reading the latest issue of BioWeek magazine and one says to the other, “There’s a cover story on helium.”
Bin Laden on the Onion
“It’s not yet clear where bin Laden was,” Rumsfeld added, “but he seemed to be speaking from some sort of gigantic, bombed-out litter box.”
Winter
I found a script at Dreamhost to make it snow on the page. Let’s see if it works.
UT
Even if they beat Florida, you still can’t spell ‘citrus’ without UT. Q. – What does UT football have in common with marijuana? A. – They both get smoked in a bowl. Q. – Why is the University of Tennessee in Knoxville and the State Prison in Nashville? A. – Nashville had first choice. Q.
A Bear Suit
To some, Hurtubise is a cult hero. He’s burned through more than $100,000 and gone bankrupt building a 150-pound protective suit of titanium, plastic, chain mail, galvanized steel, rubber and thousands of feet of duct tape. To test his invention, Hurtubise has been run over by a truck, hit by a moving car, smashed in
Fringe Barbies
Just in time for Christmas! Check out Tourette Syndrome Barbie and Leprosy Barbie!
Great Accessory
The best part about this product description is: People who bought this also bought: Pair of Duracell C Batteries ha ha ha! link via bunnydoesitbetter.com
Spam URL
From the Spam from Places with Incredibly Long Domain Names Dept.: www.searchengineplacementexperts.com!
Link Droppings
Some Saturday Morning Fun: The Surrealist Compliment Generator says: Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors. Penny Arcade Classic: Dumbentia The Dilbert Zone Puzzles
In the Year 2000
Need a laugh? Check out some of Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 classics. Here are a few of my favorites: Penguins will begin having senior proms, but will surprisingly still rent tuxes. Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed ‘personalities.’ Mothers will no