Things I Never Do
A short list of things I never (or at least unbelievably rarely) do: … wear a shirt to bed … wear “tighty-whities” … use deodorant / anti-perspirant … use cologne … wear black socks … use after-shave … get car-sick / sea-sick; vomit … use shaving cream … use my blinker … drink milk /
The BMW Experiment
In which I am forced to get rid of a car
The Matrix Phone
Everyone wants to be Neo.
Three Simple Steps to Fix Technorati Tags
In which I explain how to improve a plugin
Men’s Health Tech Guide
The December issue of Men’s Health includes a Tech Guide with what it says are, “100 products that will change your life!” If you’re looking for the latest news in men’s health, for exercise routines, for dating advice, or for fashion tips, Men’s Health is a great resource. If you’re looking for the latest trends
Orville Redenbacher’s Organic Scam
Few things in life irk me as much as getting duped. Caveat emptor: Because Ralph’s refuses to provide meaningful unit price labels — and because the box is exactly the same size and shape as the other forty-two varieties of their microwave popcorn — you might be fooled into thinking that the “sale” price of
Beer-Baked Sunflower Seeds
About a week ago I caught one of my co-workers, a very nice guy named Tawan, eating these Zotes sunflower seeds during a management meeting. I have an abnormal addiction to seeds and nuts, so I was forced to steal some from him. He said he found them in a gas station convenience store and
Speeding in Los Angeles
On speeding in Los Angeles
Tags and Technorati
A little while ago I cobbled together a tagging system here on the site. The tags appear at the bottom of each post and you can use them to find related content. For some reason, though, they aren’t being caught by Technorati. I’m pretty sure I followed their specs exactly, but no dice. Every time
ESPN Has Nothing to Fear
On watching televised football games