Posts tagged “rants”

Toilet Paper Directional Preference

I think that this proposal is just crazy. The one on the left is far superior, both aesthetically and ergonomically. Let’s just hope she’s never made Queen. Who would want to live in a totalitarian tp state?

#rants #toilets

#calendar #outlook #pda #rants #software #visor

Sliced PB?

I am sorry. I just think this is ridiculous. Who is the first guy that thought of this? What was in his head at the time? Is he the same guy that first imagined the Aztek and said, “Is it too ugly? Nooooo …” Is this the guy that keeps convincing people that Zima tastes

#coffee #food #rants #stupidity

GPS Revisited

So. Remember the story about the Connecticut man who got busted for speeding in his rental car by the GPS the rental company had installed? Apparently he sued Acme Rent-a-Car and they dropped the fees on the grounds that – although it was clearly stated in the contract – he hadn’t thoroughly read the contract

#decline of civilization #gps #rants

vocab

Not words: acrost, irregardless, nucular, supposably, nother, alot, alright Not verbs: interface, input, impact, itch

#decline of civilization #english #language #pronunciation #rants #speech

Lady-Vi

The faq page at the site for Lady-Vi Cream has a wealth of information. Answers to questions like, “What is an Orgasm?” and tutorials, such as “How A Woman Achieves Orgasm” could make the whole “birds and the bees” conversation obsolete! I’d like to explode their web site. I visited the site for The Nobel

#rants #sex #spam

Feng Shui

I’d like to tell you how cool fengshui.com is. But I can’t. Because instead of a useful resource on Feng Shui or anything worth visiting, there’s nothing at the site except some mindless doodles. How. Annoying. You’re much better served by a visit to Lillian Too if you want to learn about Feng Shui.

#design #rants

Crazy Elevators

I work on the fourth floor of a six-story building. At six o’clock every night the elevators go into some wacky funky-logic mode. The two on the right will only travel between floors 6 – L (the Lobby) and the two on the left will only travel between the three underground parking levels and the

#elevators #rants #work