Inappropriate Narcolepsy July 8th, 2008 @ 8:19 am PST
A Short List of Places Where It Would Be Bad to Fall Asleep In Increasing Order of Danger Jacuzzi and / or hot tub the rim of a volcano marriage counseling compiled by David with help from Kelly
More Cowbell June 12th, 2008 @ 2:21 pm PST
Vaginal Architecture May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:45 am PST
More proof that Los Angeles is the world headquarters for Club Awesome™: In how many other cities can you get to the office one day to find you’re now working in Madonna’s crotch?
Foo Fighters 2008 Tour Rider May 17th, 2008 @ 1:15 am PST
We are just another band trying to make enough money to fuel our private jet. Please help.
Gasping for Airtime May 14th, 2008 @ 1:14 pm PST
Jay Mohr’s Gasping for Airtime: Two Years in the Trenches of Saturday Night Live is the second “uncensored” book I’ve read about SNL. (I read Live from New York about two years ago.) Mohr is on the radio pretty frequently here in LA and I really enjoy Last Comic Standing when I catch it. His […]
Bugs Bunny, Greatest Baseball Player Ever May 14th, 2008 @ 5:48 am PST
We are then introduced to the shabby state of both the grounds keeping and of stadium security at the Polo Grounds, as we see an angry rabbit (Bugs Bunny, RHP/UT) is able to heckle the visiting team from left field, where he has dug a fairly substantial hole, and is enjoying a carrot-dog and (it […]
Body Bakery May 13th, 2008 @ 7:50 am PST
Who in the world doesn’t want to eat bread that looks like human body parts?
What Is In My Pants? May 8th, 2008 @ 9:56 am PST
What’s in Jimmy Kimmel’s pants?
Contextless Content: Episode #26 (David Bowie) May 7th, 2008 @ 3:17 pm PST
GatorDVG: I didn’t know Elton John was gay until like 2002. a.friend: well, i can see that. I mean in the ’70s (when I was listening to him) he was considered cool rock and roll a.friend: still kinda is, just the gay thing never came up GatorDVG: I just thought the Donald Duck costume was […]
Contextless Content: Episode #25 (Cottage Cheese) April 16th, 2008 @ 10:22 am PST
kelly: You eat cottage cheese? GatorDVG: never kelly: Ah. Too bad. GatorDVG: as far as I’m concerned, it’s just some sort of cheese and spoiled milk combination. two of my least favorite things on the planet. kelly: Excellent for breakfast and before bedtime. Just the right blend of slow digesting carbs, protein and fat. kelly: […]