- November 22nd, 2004 @ 10:31 am PST
Theinhko: killed by a farmer whose cucumbers he ate without permission. Theinkho’s Queen, fearing civil disorder, smuggled the farmer into the royal palace and dressed him in royal robes. He was proclaimed King Nyaung-U Sawrhan, and was known as the ‘Cucumber King’. He later transformed his cucumber plantation into a spacious and pleasant royal garden. […]
- September 15th, 2004 @ 11:06 am PST
Planetdan’s collection of high school senior photographs is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the net in a long time. It’s laugh out loud material and had me in stitches.
- March 17th, 2004 @ 2:20 pm PST
Even though they allow for high-volume servicing and back-in-a-flash trips to the john, the point-and-shoot-a-stinky-deodorizer-cake oddity known as the men’s restroom urinal has been, for women, a constant enigma. But nothing will prepare you for the men’s room in the newly-designed Virgin Airways Clubhouse in New York’s John F. Kennedy airport, terminal 4: Urinals shaped […]
- March 16th, 2004 @ 7:56 am PST
In March 2004 the California municipality of Aliso Viejo (a suburb in Orange County) came within a cat’s whisker of falling for this hoax after a paralegal there convinced city officials of the danger posed by this chemical. The leg-pull got so far as a vote having been scheduled for the City Council on a […]
- October 7th, 2003 @ 8:30 am PST
- September 2nd, 2003 @ 5:52 pm PST
Note to hep-cat Amazon employees: “Perl the programming language” “Pearl Jam the rock band”.
- July 24th, 2003 @ 7:51 am PST
I find it completely incomprehensible that Peppermint Patty refers to Snoopy as “a funny-looking kid with a big nose.” How could she possibly not recognize that he is a dog?!
- June 12th, 2003 @ 2:12 pm PST
These are from a joke email circulating that purports to be “ANALOGIES & METAPHORS FOUND IN HIGH SCHOOL ESSAYS”. I highly doubt that these were actually culled from high school essays. The main reason I don’t believe it is because there is no point of reference. There is no notation or source. The second reason […]
- April 30th, 2003 @ 12:52 pm PST
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- April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am PST
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.
- April 1st, 2003 @ 10:27 am PST
So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So … what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?”
- February 19th, 2003 @ 7:55 am PST
There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?
- February 18th, 2003 @ 11:46 am PST
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.
- February 10th, 2003 @ 6:41 am PST
A Photographic HisTory of Michael Jackson’s FaceWith blithering, yet witty commentary.
- January 10th, 2003 @ 1:46 pm PST
Best thing I’ve read that someone else blogged because they read it in another blog’s comments in a long time: “Call me enlightened but I don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she has big boobs and owns a liquor store.“
- December 20th, 2002 @ 6:49 am PST
Colossal Colon Kicks Off 20-City Tour Don’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crawl through the Colossal Colon when it comes to a city near you in 2003. The 40-ft. long replica of the human colon is on the road, courtesy of the Cancer Research and Prevention Foundation, to raise awareness of early detection […]
- December 10th, 2002 @ 9:45 am PST
- December 2nd, 2002 @ 7:51 am PST
There’s nothing in the world quite as much fun as a quartet of singing horses to brighten your Monday morning. link via 50 cups of coffee
- October 27th, 2002 @ 1:06 am PST
- October 22nd, 2002 @ 11:09 am PST
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!