Posts in the “comedy” category

  • Curious Deaths of Some Burmese Kings
    November 22nd, 2004 @ 10:31 am PST

    Theinhko: killed by a farmer whose cucumbers he ate without permission. Theinkho’s Queen, fearing civil disorder, smuggled the farmer into the royal palace and dressed him in royal robes. He was proclaimed King Nyaung-U Sawrhan, and was known as the ‘Cucumber King’. He later transformed his cucumber plantation into a spacious and pleasant royal garden. […]

  • Seniors Rule
    September 15th, 2004 @ 11:06 am PST

    Planetdan’s collection of high school senior photographs is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the net in a long time. It’s laugh out loud material and had me in stitches.

  • Virgin Potty Talk
    March 17th, 2004 @ 2:20 pm PST

    Even though they allow for high-volume servicing and back-in-a-flash trips to the john, the point-and-shoot-a-stinky-deodorizer-cake oddity known as the men’s restroom urinal has been, for women, a constant enigma. But nothing will prepare you for the men’s room in the newly-designed Virgin Airways Clubhouse in New York’s John F. Kennedy airport, terminal 4: Urinals shaped […]

  • Dihydrogen Monoxide
    March 16th, 2004 @ 7:56 am PST

    In March 2004 the California municipality of Aliso Viejo (a suburb in Orange County) came within a cat’s whisker of falling for this hoax after a paralegal there convinced city officials of the danger posed by this chemical. The leg-pull got so far as a vote having been scheduled for the City Council on a […]

  • Snoopy
    October 7th, 2003 @ 8:30 am PST
  • Perl v. Pearl
    September 2nd, 2003 @ 5:52 pm PST

    Note to hep-cat Amazon employees: “Perl the programming language” “Pearl Jam the rock band”.

  • Peppermint Patty
    July 24th, 2003 @ 7:51 am PST

    I find it completely incomprehensible that Peppermint Patty refers to Snoopy as “a funny-looking kid with a big nose.” How could she possibly not recognize that he is a dog?!

  • These are from a joke email circulating that purports to be “ANALOGIES & METAPHORS FOUND IN HIGH SCHOOL ESSAYS”. I highly doubt that these were actually culled from high school essays. The main reason I don’t believe it is because there is no point of reference. There is no notation or source. The second reason […]

  • Preparation H
    April 30th, 2003 @ 12:52 pm PST

    Buy in Bulk and Save!Preparation H suppositories supply soothing relief from the internal swelling, burning, itching, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids. While most people likely don’t want to discuss hemorrhoids, it’s estimated that 75% of Americans will experience hemorrhoid symptoms at some point in their lives. Preparation H suppositories soothe these painful and frustrating symptoms […]

  • Euphemism Generator
    April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am PST

    She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

  • Mad Cow Disease
    April 1st, 2003 @ 10:27 am PST

    So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So … what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?”

  • Happy White Asparagus
    February 19th, 2003 @ 7:55 am PST

    There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?

  • Contextless Content: Episode #20
    February 18th, 2003 @ 11:46 am PST

    Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.

  • HisTory
    February 10th, 2003 @ 6:41 am PST

    A Photographic HisTory of Michael Jackson’s FaceWith blithering, yet witty commentary.

  • Big Boobs and a Liquor Store
    January 10th, 2003 @ 1:46 pm PST

    Best thing I’ve read that someone else blogged because they read it in another blog’s comments in a long time: “Call me enlightened but I don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she has big boobs and owns a liquor store.“

  • Colossal Colon
    December 20th, 2002 @ 6:49 am PST

    Colossal Colon Kicks Off 20-City Tour Don’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crawl through the Colossal Colon when it comes to a city near you in 2003. The 40-ft. long replica of the human colon is on the road, courtesy of the Cancer Research and Prevention Foundation, to raise awareness of early detection […]

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  • Singing Horses
    December 2nd, 2002 @ 7:51 am PST

    There’s nothing in the world quite as much fun as a quartet of singing horses to brighten your Monday morning. link via 50 cups of coffee

  • Simpsons Beer Bottle Opener
    October 27th, 2002 @ 1:06 am PST
  • Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
    October 22nd, 2002 @ 11:09 am PST

    Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!