Posts Tagged: spam

Is There Anybody Out There?

Posted and filed under blogging, My Life.

What are the chances that after two+ years of little-to-no posting that anybody will be interested in visiting this site again? I’m guessing pretty slim. In my defense: I’ve been extraordinarily busy. Poor davidgagne.net here was also deluged with about 100 spam comments each day, which is one of the main reasons I finally switched… Read more »

m4o cece records money4opinions

Posted and filed under rants.

We all know that Critical IP sucks. I’d also like to make it known that money4opinions sucks. There are dozens of comments at that link about how these cretins are running an on-line scam. Please feel free to spread the word. Here’s the HTML: < a title=”read about bad experiences with this company” href=”http://www.davidgagne.net/?p=4800″ >money4opinions</a>… Read more »

FingerTouch

Posted and filed under comedy.

I’ve been getting some really funny spam lately. Has anyone else received this one? No one likes to touch the toilet seat. Why else would public restrooms offer those little paper liners? Fingertouch brings you that type of service at home. You never have to touch your toilet seat again.

Spam URL

Posted and filed under comedy.

From the Spam from Places with Incredibly Long Domain Names Dept.: www.searchengineplacementexperts.com!

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation

Posted and filed under rants.

I can’t possibly be the only one that’s received the ridiculous-but-oh-so-earnest spam from the alleged Dr. Sule Ibrahim, Director of Project Implementation for Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. Let me know if you got it, too! We could start a little club! It would be ultra-secret, and you can only be a member if you received… Read more »

Code Red Virus

Posted and filed under News.

Hi! You have no idea who I am, but I have this file here that I thought you could double-click for me to install a virus on your computer that I would like your advice on. Thanks, me

Miami, Part II

Posted and filed under My Life, travel.

Grrr … and, even though I can access GreyMatter to post, for some reason the folks at AT&T have determined that davidgagne.net is a porn site or something. The Public Phone 2000i won’t let me view my own page. So. I guess I’ll go read Rolling Stone. The paper, handheld, old-fashioned version. In a chair…. Read more »

Lady-Vi

Posted and filed under rants.

The faq page at the site for Lady-Vi Cream has a wealth of information. Answers to questions like, “What is an Orgasm?” and tutorials, such as “How A Woman Achieves Orgasm” could make the whole “birds and the bees” conversation obsolete! I’d like to explode their web site. I visited the site for The Nobel… Read more »

eMail Petitions

Posted and filed under rants.

When you get an eMail petition, think DELETE! link via Follow Me Here …

Binary Spam

Posted and filed under comedy.

Binary Spam: Send Some Today!<dave letterman>It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.</dave letterman>

Funny SPAM

Posted and filed under comedy.

Received Today: Subject: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles! What do they all have in common? They all need SUPERIOR LUBRICATION!!