Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

June 19th, 2001 @ 7:07 am
Lady-Vi

The faq page at the site for Lady-Vi Cream has a wealth of information. Answers to questions like, “What is an Orgasm?” and tutorials, such as “How A Woman Achieves Orgasm” could make the whole “birds and the bees” conversation obsolete! I’d like to explode their web site. I visited the site for The Nobel […]

January 31st, 2001 @ 8:44 am
eMail Petitions

When you get an eMail petition, think DELETE! link via Follow Me Here …

November 27th, 2000 @ 12:10 pm
Binary Spam

Binary Spam: Send Some Today!<dave letterman>It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.</dave letterman>

July 25th, 2000 @ 5:31 pm
Funny SPAM

Received Today: Subject: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles! What do they all have in common? They all need SUPERIOR LUBRICATION!!

July 23rd, 2000 @ 8:11 pm
Form Letter

From a very poorly-worded letter from an insurance company: Mr. Gagne, your benefits can include: Death … Disability … Unemployment … Knowing the Gagne family will not lose their home no matter what the tragedy er … uh … thanks …

July 4th, 2000 @ 12:24 am
Spam

Thanks to the invention of the Internet, anyone can now market their ideas and products to millions of people. Imagine having a product or idea and selling it for only $10. Now imagine sending an ad for your product or idea to 25 million people! If you only get a 1/10 of 1% response you […]

May 4th, 2000 @ 9:37 am
I Love You

Here’s all I will blog about the I Love You virus.

April 20th, 2000 @ 7:09 pm
ACLU

I got a letter today from the ACLU. It began, “Dear Friend of Freedom:” It went on to tell me that I had earned the right to be a card-carrying member of the ACLU. It even came with a card! I’m so glad I bought that shredder a few weeks ago. Now, don’t get me […]